Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

[Guest guest]

Oh God, wetting my seat again...

Zoey you are the cutest!!

Trudy

Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

Speak for yourself Bells ...some of us would like to hear how Jon is

progressing...and if that means being horny , so be it..Now don't be shy

Jon...just tell us girls how you feel...

Zoey

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO @ Horny Arafatish...... hehehehehe!

Cindy the PHAT chick

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO @ Horny Arafatish...... hehehehehe!

Cindy the PHAT chick

[Guest guest]

Jon said:

The pledge I signed said " no sax for life " . Flo, go re-read your agreement!

Then Flo said:

Day-umm..for six months I've operated on the wrong assumption. Sheesh...My

husband will ge so glad to find this out when I tell him about it next summer.

Then Cindy didn't say ANYTHING,

Because she was busy cleaning off the keyboard after shooting about a gallon

of soda through her nose because of the sudden uncontrolled

laughter....hehe!! Ohhhh my spleen!!!!!!1

[Guest guest]

Jon said:

The pledge I signed said " no sax for life " . Flo, go re-read your agreement!

Then Flo said:

Day-umm..for six months I've operated on the wrong assumption. Sheesh...My

husband will ge so glad to find this out when I tell him about it next summer.

Then Cindy didn't say ANYTHING,

Because she was busy cleaning off the keyboard after shooting about a gallon

of soda through her nose because of the sudden uncontrolled

laughter....hehe!! Ohhhh my spleen!!!!!!1

[Guest guest]

Cindy LOL, control yourself, don't you know that liquid on a computer can cause

a FIRE ???

right through your nose, huh?

I'd loved to have seen that one!!

LOL still,

Trudy

RE: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

Jon said:

The pledge I signed said " no sax for life " . Flo, go re-read your agreement!

Then Flo said:

Day-umm..for six months I've operated on the wrong assumption. Sheesh...My

husband will ge so glad to find this out when I tell him about it next summer.

Then Cindy didn't say ANYTHING,

Because she was busy cleaning off the keyboard after shooting about a gallon

of soda through her nose because of the sudden uncontrolled

laughter....hehe!! Ohhhh my spleen!!!!!!1

[Guest guest]

Cindy LOL, control yourself, don't you know that liquid on a computer can cause

a FIRE ???

right through your nose, huh?

I'd loved to have seen that one!!

LOL still,

Trudy

RE: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

Jon said:

The pledge I signed said " no sax for life " . Flo, go re-read your agreement!

Then Flo said:

Day-umm..for six months I've operated on the wrong assumption. Sheesh...My

husband will ge so glad to find this out when I tell him about it next summer.

Then Cindy didn't say ANYTHING,

Because she was busy cleaning off the keyboard after shooting about a gallon

of soda through her nose because of the sudden uncontrolled

laughter....hehe!! Ohhhh my spleen!!!!!!1

[Guest guest]

You know, they do say garlic has many curative powers! LOLOL

>>> bettyjohn@... 12/01/00 01:33PM >>>

Jon, did you not sign the " no sex for life " agreement that Flo tells about?

Betty

Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

>JON!!!!

>Don't get so carried away.. I am sure (even tho. it is not me) there are

lots of horny people on here...

>right, Jude?

>LOL

>Trudy

> Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

> >

> >

> > In a message dated 11/30/00 9:21:54 AM Pacific Standard Time,

jsb@...

> > writes:

> >

> >

> > >

> > > This morning I had an experience that vindicated my decision to

wait awhile

> > > before becoming a " contact " : I got on the scale and saw that I had

only

> > > lost 1/2 pound since yesterday Should I declare my operation a

> > > failure?

> > >

> > > Best,

> > >

> > > Jon in Tuscaloosa

> > > MGB 11/22/00

> > > 263/249/150

> > >

> > >

> >

> > JON

> >

> >

> > Stay off that scale.....this is your mother speaking!!!

> > Joni

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

You know, they do say garlic has many curative powers! LOLOL

>>> bettyjohn@... 12/01/00 01:33PM >>>

Jon, did you not sign the " no sex for life " agreement that Flo tells about?

Betty

Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

>JON!!!!

>Don't get so carried away.. I am sure (even tho. it is not me) there are

lots of horny people on here...

>right, Jude?

>LOL

>Trudy

> Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

> >

> >

> > In a message dated 11/30/00 9:21:54 AM Pacific Standard Time,

jsb@...

> > writes:

> >

> >

> > >

> > > This morning I had an experience that vindicated my decision to

wait awhile

> > > before becoming a " contact " : I got on the scale and saw that I had

only

> > > lost 1/2 pound since yesterday Should I declare my operation a

> > > failure?

> > >

> > > Best,

> > >

> > > Jon in Tuscaloosa

> > > MGB 11/22/00

> > > 263/249/150

> > >

> > >

> >

> > JON

> >

> >

> > Stay off that scale.....this is your mother speaking!!!

> > Joni

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

Jon,

Count me in on all your posts. You give me a good laugh.

Love,

sperb

>>> jsb@... 12/01/00 07:55PM >>>

Dear Bells,

I'm sorry if I offended you; please accept my apology. I have a reputation

on this site as a harmless flirt. Most on this group seem to find that a

little PG-rated spice is a morale booster. (This isn't my first slightly

salty post.) The last thing I want to do is to make people uncomfortable

about airing their questions about the procedure or inhibit the exchange of

information in anyway; if a lot of people find my posts offensive I'll

certainly stop, but the e-mail I get seems to tell me that that's not so.

BTW, my comment was meant to be a somewhat humorous expression of how good

I'm feeling in the immediate wake of my surgery, no more.

Please rest assured that that's as far as I'll take it. Just gentle fun.

I'm sorry our senses of humor don't coincide. If I get the clear sense that

my humor is not appreciated, I'll cease and desist. Until then, you may

wish to skip my posts!

With all the best, and looking forward to meeting you and burying the

hatchet at the Xmas party,

Jon in Tuscaloosa

MGB 11/22/00

263/248/150

Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

Zoey,

This isn't a porn group is it? I don't mean to offend anyone, but I don't

want to be offended either. I am a Christian woman, and would prefer not to

read such as this. I joined the e-group because of the MGB, to read

experiences about it. Not to read about someone in the group being " horny. "

That's my feelings, and I felt that I should share them. Surely I'm not the

only one that feels that way. I mean, I hear people on this group giving

Praise to God for their surgery, and that's exactly where it should go. He

has given Dr. R a gift. But when I read about a person being " horny " it

makes me feel dirty to even read it. That isn't something to broadcast. I

hope that I haven't offended anyone, but I felt compelled to share my

thoughts and feelings.

Bells in OK

[Guest guest]

Jon,

Count me in on all your posts. You give me a good laugh.

Love,

sperb

>>> jsb@... 12/01/00 07:55PM >>>

Dear Bells,

I'm sorry if I offended you; please accept my apology. I have a reputation

on this site as a harmless flirt. Most on this group seem to find that a

little PG-rated spice is a morale booster. (This isn't my first slightly

salty post.) The last thing I want to do is to make people uncomfortable

about airing their questions about the procedure or inhibit the exchange of

information in anyway; if a lot of people find my posts offensive I'll

certainly stop, but the e-mail I get seems to tell me that that's not so.

BTW, my comment was meant to be a somewhat humorous expression of how good

I'm feeling in the immediate wake of my surgery, no more.

Please rest assured that that's as far as I'll take it. Just gentle fun.

I'm sorry our senses of humor don't coincide. If I get the clear sense that

my humor is not appreciated, I'll cease and desist. Until then, you may

wish to skip my posts!

With all the best, and looking forward to meeting you and burying the

hatchet at the Xmas party,

Jon in Tuscaloosa

MGB 11/22/00

263/248/150

Re: Astonishing News - 1 Week Update

Zoey,

This isn't a porn group is it? I don't mean to offend anyone, but I don't

want to be offended either. I am a Christian woman, and would prefer not to

read such as this. I joined the e-group because of the MGB, to read

experiences about it. Not to read about someone in the group being " horny. "

That's my feelings, and I felt that I should share them. Surely I'm not the

only one that feels that way. I mean, I hear people on this group giving

Praise to God for their surgery, and that's exactly where it should go. He

has given Dr. R a gift. But when I read about a person being " horny " it

makes me feel dirty to even read it. That isn't something to broadcast. I

hope that I haven't offended anyone, but I felt compelled to share my

thoughts and feelings.

Bells in OK