Re: OT: Autism: The Musical

March 31, 2007

lol Tammy, I like you!! My kinda gal.

W.

On 3/31/07, andrea52521991 <mkeller@...> wrote:

You go girl!!!!>> My turn??? > > If you walk into the ER and they instantly ask you...CAT scan???....you might have a child with Autism!

> > If you go to the ER and the new person at the desk is waiting to call CPS because your child's forehead is black and blue.....you might have a child with Autism! (the triage nurse kept her from calling!)> > If you need to be a certified gymnast to get your child dressed or undressed.....you might have a child with Autism!> > If you have an assault and battery charge on your record because someone called your child stupid.........you might have a child with Autism! (long story short....I was discussing Autism in Wal Mart with a woman who wanted to know more. These 2 " women " walked by and said Oh Autism, that means he is stupid. I told the big mouth that she did not know what she was talking about so not to say anything. I turned back to my conversation and she said...like I said, that means he is

stuoid. Well, the rest is history! I hit her, she hit the ground, and had hubby not been restraining me I would have beat her to a pulp! She caught me 30 minutes after a 2 hour meltdown....need I say more??? )

> > > HUGS!> Tammy> Mommy of 11> > > > > Re: OT: Autism: The Musical> > > > You guys are killing me. I really needed a laugh this evening, so thank you. Here goes.> > > > If your child would rather have an empty plastic bottle more than anything else in this world...> > > > If your child digs through the trash like a junkie looking for a day old hamburger bun..> > > > If you discuss bowel movements as casually as the weather - at the dinner table - size, color, frequency, consistency...> > > > If your child's mattress lies on the floor instead of on a bed frame...> > > > If you buy a 25 lb box of dairy substitute on the internet... > > > > If you don't buy bread because you're afraid the little junkie

will discover it and tear through the whole loaf..> > > > You have to watch your child to make sure he doesn't lick the Purell off his hands..> > > > Next....

> > Pamela > > " Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. " > > Eddie Rickenbacker, top US fighter ace, WWI> > > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------> > > No virus found in this incoming message.> Checked by AVG Free Edition.

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-- M. Webster814-644-3564

Autism IS Treatablehttp://www.generationrescue.orghttp://www.putchildrenfirst.orgBe ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity. --Horace Mann

March 31, 2007

You find yourself driving a 50 mile radius of your home

for " Woody " (toy Story) costumes in every size as you realize your

child needs a new outfit for an upcoming event, and you worry about

next year IF your child grows more than an inch by this time next

year.

Find yourself bidding on Ebay for the discontinued Toy Story figures

so you have back ups, and will pay any price to get them

YOur older kids laugh at " the time mom threw hot dogs at the wall

when she was about to loose her mind " after drawing a scene from

Scooby doo video for the 100th time in a 24 hour period because

Shaggy's goatee wasn't " just right "

>

> My turn???

>

> If you walk into the ER and they instantly ask you...CAT

scan???....you might have a child with Autism!

>

> If you go to the ER and the new person at the desk is waiting to

call CPS because your child's forehead is black and blue.....you

might have a child with Autism! (the triage nurse kept her from

calling!)

>

> If you need to be a certified gymnast to get your child dressed or

undressed.....you might have a child with Autism!

>

> If you have an assault and battery charge on your record because

someone called your child stupid.........you might have a child with

Autism! (long story short....I was discussing Autism in Wal Mart with

a woman who wanted to know more. These 2 " women " walked by and said

Oh Autism, that means he is stupid. I told the big mouth that she did

not know what she was talking about so not to say anything. I turned

back to my conversation and she said...like I said, that means he is

stuoid. Well, the rest is history! I hit her, she hit the ground, and

had hubby not been restraining me I would have beat her to a pulp!

She caught me 30 minutes after a 2 hour meltdown....need I say

more??? )

>

> HUGS!

> Tammy

> Mommy of 11

>

> Re: OT: Autism: The Musical

>

> You guys are killing me. I really needed a laugh this evening,

so thank you. Here goes.

>

> If your child would rather have an empty plastic bottle more than

anything else in this world...

>

> If your child digs through the trash like a junkie looking for a

day old hamburger bun..

>

> If you discuss bowel movements as casually as the weather - at

the dinner table - size, color, frequency, consistency...

>

> If your child's mattress lies on the floor instead of on a bed

frame...

>

> If you buy a 25 lb box of dairy substitute on the internet...

>

> If you don't buy bread because you're afraid the little junkie

will discover it and tear through the whole loaf..

>

> You have to watch your child to make sure he doesn't lick the

Purell off his hands..

>

> Next....

>

> Pamela

>

> " Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no

courage unless you're scared. "

>

> Eddie Rickenbacker, top US fighter ace, WWI

>

> --------------------------------------------------------------------

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>

> No virus found in this incoming message.

> Checked by AVG Free Edition.

> Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 268.18.22/739 - Release Date:

3/29/2007 1:36 PM

>

March 31, 2007

If you are greeted at Babies R Us with, " You're the lady who wants

the case " (of Pull Ups)...

Hey, I had to buy for home, school, and grandma & grandpa's.

Carolyn