Re: parenting phrases

[Guest guest]

How 'bout:

Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there.

Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy.

Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you

are not a puppy.

debbi... who has plenty of 'em.

[Guest guest]

How 'bout:

Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there.

Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy.

Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you

are not a puppy.

debbi... who has plenty of 'em.

[Guest guest]

How 'bout:

Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there.

Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy.

Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you

are not a puppy.

debbi... who has plenty of 'em.

[Guest guest]

LMAO!!!

Black Weirdo!

I am going to be laughing about the spider for days.

Georga Hackworth

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RE: Parenting phrases

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> I thought of more.

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> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

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> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

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> -Sara.

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[Guest guest]

LMAO!!!

Black Weirdo!

I am going to be laughing about the spider for days.

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

>

>

> I thought of more.

>

> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

>

> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

>

> -Sara.

>

>

[Guest guest]

LMAO!!!

Black Weirdo!

I am going to be laughing about the spider for days.

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

>

>

> I thought of more.

>

> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

>

> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

>

> -Sara.

>

>

[Guest guest]

I know I told one of the kids to quit drinking out of the cat dish...it might

have been Dalton, I am not sure.

Georga Hackworth

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Re: Re: Parenting phrases

I missed the original post from this so I will have to go back to the archive.

But here are some things that I have been known to say:

" Get your Head out of the toilet!! "

" Stop drinking out of the dog dish "

" If you didn't know how to get down you shouldn't have gotten up there. You

be Bummin now! " I am so evil aren't I??? LOL

[Guest guest]

LOL That was yesterday.

debbi

>>> " Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

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RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

LOL That was yesterday.

debbi

>>> " Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

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RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

LOL That was yesterday.

debbi

>>> " Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

> How about: " Don't pick up your poop!!!

> No poopie! Don't---aaaaagggghhhh!!! "

>

LOL!!!!

[Guest guest]

LMBO!!!

How about this one:

Don't put toys in your pants!

Tuna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

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[Guest guest]

LMBO!!!

How about this one:

Don't put toys in your pants!

Tuna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper "

Georga Hackworth

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Re: Parenting phrases

LMBO!!!

How about this one:

Don't put toys in your pants!

Tuna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper "

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

LMBO!!!

How about this one:

Don't put toys in your pants!

Tuna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper "

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

LMBO!!!

How about this one:

Don't put toys in your pants!

Tuna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are:

Get your hands out of your pants.

Leave your penis alone!

Get out of the dog water!

NO, Don't eat the dog food!

Don't put it in the dog water either!

Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now!

No flying off the furniture!

[Guest guest]

Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are:

Get your hands out of your pants.

Leave your penis alone!

Get out of the dog water!

NO, Don't eat the dog food!

Don't put it in the dog water either!

Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now!

No flying off the furniture!

[Guest guest]

Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are:

Get your hands out of your pants.

Leave your penis alone!

Get out of the dog water!

NO, Don't eat the dog food!

Don't put it in the dog water either!

Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now!

No flying off the furniture!

[Guest guest]

Hey, now are you watching Buster? LOLOL

debbi

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Re: Parenting phrases

Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are:

Get your hands out of your pants.

Leave your penis alone!

Get out of the dog water!

NO, Don't eat the dog food!

Don't put it in the dog water either!

Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now!

No flying off the furniture!

[Guest guest]

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

We tell the boys " if you want to touch your penis you need to go down to your

room and do it in private "

Oddly enough it was Chenoa who touched her genitals far more than the boys did

theirs.

CHRIS

Who hopes that no one ever tells them I said this!!! LOL

[Guest guest]

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

We tell the boys " if you want to touch your penis you need to go down to your

room and do it in private "

Oddly enough it was Chenoa who touched her genitals far more than the boys did

theirs.

CHRIS

Who hopes that no one ever tells them I said this!!! LOL