Re: parenting phrases

[Guest guest]

ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa

[Guest guest]

I thought of more.

Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

-Sara.

[Guest guest]

I thought of more.

Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

-Sara.

[Guest guest]

ROTFLMAO !!!!!

Thanks Sara

Ali

[Guest guest]

ROTFLMAO !!!!!

Thanks Sara

Ali

[Guest guest]

I keep trying to come up with a list of some of the weird things that I have

said (with 7 kids in the house you knowt here is a list) and for the life of me

I can't come up with any. I know more than once looked at me and said " I

don't believe you just said that " .

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa

[Guest guest]

I keep trying to come up with a list of some of the weird things that I have

said (with 7 kids in the house you knowt here is a list) and for the life of me

I can't come up with any. I know more than once looked at me and said " I

don't believe you just said that " .

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa

[Guest guest]

I keep trying to come up with a list of some of the weird things that I have

said (with 7 kids in the house you knowt here is a list) and for the life of me

I can't come up with any. I know more than once looked at me and said " I

don't believe you just said that " .

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa

[Guest guest]

" Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

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RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

" Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

" Get out of the dryer. "

I have used that one.

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

I called at work one day and said something to the effect of " Savannah put

an ant up her nose " (It was a plastic ant)

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

RE: Parenting phrases

I thought of more.

Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

-Sara.

[Guest guest]

heres one:

" put the fish back into the tank "

and..

" get the road salt out of your mouth "

Jeanette

> ROTFLMAO !!!!!

>

>

> Thanks Sara

>

> Ali

[Guest guest]

heres one:

" put the fish back into the tank "

and..

" get the road salt out of your mouth "

Jeanette

> ROTFLMAO !!!!!

>

>

> Thanks Sara

>

> Ali

[Guest guest]

heres one:

" put the fish back into the tank "

and..

" get the road salt out of your mouth "

Jeanette

> ROTFLMAO !!!!!

>

>

> Thanks Sara

>

> Ali

[Guest guest]

Stop licking the cat.

The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear.

Q: Why is Sierra burning bread in the microwave?

Sierra: Because it tastes good that way.

I know I will come up with more

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

heres one:

" put the fish back into the tank "

and..

" get the road salt out of your mouth "

Jeanette

> ROTFLMAO !!!!!

>

>

> Thanks Sara

>

> Ali

[Guest guest]

Stop licking the cat.

The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear.

Q: Why is Sierra burning bread in the microwave?

Sierra: Because it tastes good that way.

I know I will come up with more

Georga Hackworth

www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

Re: Parenting phrases

heres one:

" put the fish back into the tank "

and..

" get the road salt out of your mouth "

Jeanette

> ROTFLMAO !!!!!

>

>

> Thanks Sara

>

> Ali

[Guest guest]

When Alyx was 3, she had this horrible sinus infection. I mean this

was so bad she REEKED of infection. I took her through three rounds

of antibiotics, and finally the last time we saw the doctor, he

looked up there, grabbed the hemastats, and pulled the nastiest

looking big ball of goo out i'd ever seen. It was a bean...you know

brown bean for making ham and beans. It had swollen to the size of a

grape. So- DON " T STICK BEANS UP YOUR NOSE.

One day she came screaming into the house...MOM THERE " S A BLACK

WEIRDO ON OUR PORCH. (there some african americans who lived across

the street from me). Mortified in thinking she was referring to one

of these gentlemen, I went out to investigate. She pulled me by my

hand over to where the bicyles were at, pointed down to a tiny black

spider...KILL THE BLACK WEIRDO! <sigh>

> I called at work one day and said something to the effect

of " Savannah put an ant up her nose " (It was a plastic ant)

>

> Georga Hackworth

> www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

> RE: Parenting phrases

>

>

> I thought of more.

>

> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

>

> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

>

> -Sara.

>

>

[Guest guest]

When Alyx was 3, she had this horrible sinus infection. I mean this

was so bad she REEKED of infection. I took her through three rounds

of antibiotics, and finally the last time we saw the doctor, he

looked up there, grabbed the hemastats, and pulled the nastiest

looking big ball of goo out i'd ever seen. It was a bean...you know

brown bean for making ham and beans. It had swollen to the size of a

grape. So- DON " T STICK BEANS UP YOUR NOSE.

One day she came screaming into the house...MOM THERE " S A BLACK

WEIRDO ON OUR PORCH. (there some african americans who lived across

the street from me). Mortified in thinking she was referring to one

of these gentlemen, I went out to investigate. She pulled me by my

hand over to where the bicyles were at, pointed down to a tiny black

spider...KILL THE BLACK WEIRDO! <sigh>

> I called at work one day and said something to the effect

of " Savannah put an ant up her nose " (It was a plastic ant)

>

> Georga Hackworth

> www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

> RE: Parenting phrases

>

>

> I thought of more.

>

> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

>

> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

>

> -Sara.

>

>

[Guest guest]

When Alyx was 3, she had this horrible sinus infection. I mean this

was so bad she REEKED of infection. I took her through three rounds

of antibiotics, and finally the last time we saw the doctor, he

looked up there, grabbed the hemastats, and pulled the nastiest

looking big ball of goo out i'd ever seen. It was a bean...you know

brown bean for making ham and beans. It had swollen to the size of a

grape. So- DON " T STICK BEANS UP YOUR NOSE.

One day she came screaming into the house...MOM THERE " S A BLACK

WEIRDO ON OUR PORCH. (there some african americans who lived across

the street from me). Mortified in thinking she was referring to one

of these gentlemen, I went out to investigate. She pulled me by my

hand over to where the bicyles were at, pointed down to a tiny black

spider...KILL THE BLACK WEIRDO! <sigh>

> I called at work one day and said something to the effect

of " Savannah put an ant up her nose " (It was a plastic ant)

>

> Georga Hackworth

> www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books!

> RE: Parenting phrases

>

>

> I thought of more.

>

> Don't put chocolate chips in your ears!

>

> How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose?

>

> Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...)

>

> -Sara.

>

>

[Guest guest]

I missed the original post from this so I will have to go back to the archive.

But here are some things that I have been known to say:

" Get your Head out of the toilet!! "

" Stop drinking out of the dog dish "

" If you didn't know how to get down you shouldn't have gotten up there. You be

Bummin now! " I am so evil aren't I??? LOL

[Guest guest]

I missed the original post from this so I will have to go back to the archive.

But here are some things that I have been known to say:

" Get your Head out of the toilet!! "

" Stop drinking out of the dog dish "

" If you didn't know how to get down you shouldn't have gotten up there. You be

Bummin now! " I am so evil aren't I??? LOL

[Guest guest]

I missed the original post from this so I will have to go back to the archive.

But here are some things that I have been known to say:

" Get your Head out of the toilet!! "

" Stop drinking out of the dog dish "

" If you didn't know how to get down you shouldn't have gotten up there. You be

Bummin now! " I am so evil aren't I??? LOL

[Guest guest]

How about Mark and I sitting on the shore watching keep pushing

down in the water and yelling to " , push your brother down! " I

mean, what parent in their right mind would tell this to their child?

Heaven only knows what anyone overhearing this must have thought!

Sue

[Guest guest]

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which

made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

ROFLMAO!!

I'm not laughing at you, Sara, I'm laughing with you because I KNOW

I've said quite a few of these myself.

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

If it makes you feel any better, Sami, my TOTALLY NT child went

through a spell of licking at around 2 years old. I thought I'd kill

her before she quit. Nothing made her quite until I started grabbing

her by the head and licking her cheek. Pretty gross sometimes

considering how much dirt she was currently sporting but it worked.

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

BTDT

> Get out of the oven.

That one too, plus, GET OUT of the DRYER! You can NOT try to spin in

it!!!

> How the hell did you get up there?

Oh, way too many times to count!

> There's poop in your HAIR!

Thank the Lord, I've never had to say that one! (and YES I'm knocking

on wood now because I don't care how old they are, I'm not taking

chances on this one!)

Tina