Re: parenting phrases

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My personal favorite is get the potty off your head

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My personal favorite is get the potty off your head

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My personal favorite is get the potty off your head

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I've done the " Did you just LICK me? "

Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted

household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc.

And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced

candy

ellen

Parenting phrases

These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

Don't jump in the butter!

GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

and go play with your own.

Did you just LICK me?

EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

(To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

(Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

There's poop in your HAIR!

Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

whole jar?

It's time to drug the children!

-Sara.

wife to Matt

SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

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I've done the " Did you just LICK me? "

Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted

household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc.

And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced

candy

ellen

Parenting phrases

These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

Don't jump in the butter!

GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

and go play with your own.

Did you just LICK me?

EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

(To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

(Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

There's poop in your HAIR!

Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

whole jar?

It's time to drug the children!

-Sara.

wife to Matt

SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

[Guest guest]

I've done the " Did you just LICK me? "

Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted

household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc.

And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced

candy

ellen

Parenting phrases

These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

Don't jump in the butter!

GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

and go play with your own.

Did you just LICK me?

EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

(To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

(Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

Get out of the oven.

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

How the hell did you get up there?

There's poop in your HAIR!

Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

whole jar?

It's time to drug the children!

-Sara.

wife to Matt

SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

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Get your head out of the cat's butt.

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> I've got one! I've got one!

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> " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

Get your head out of the cat's butt.

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> I've got one! I've got one!

>

> " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

Get your head out of the cat's butt.

>

> I've got one! I've got one!

>

> " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

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OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while!

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

~ Karin

[Guest guest]

OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while!

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

~ Karin

[Guest guest]

OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while!

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

~ Karin

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Sure. And do feel free to add on! That was my intention.

-Sara.

> Sara,

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> Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course!

[Guest guest]

Sure. And do feel free to add on! That was my intention.

-Sara.

> Sara,

>

> Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course!

[Guest guest]

well put sara!!

michelle mg

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well put sara!!

michelle mg

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If we ever do that PA book this one has my vote, LOL. I have to

admit having said way too many of these myself, and to a good laugh

as I read it. Thanks Sara. I was REEEEEEAAALY ready for a good

laugh today.

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If we ever do that PA book this one has my vote, LOL. I have to

admit having said way too many of these myself, and to a good laugh

as I read it. Thanks Sara. I was REEEEEEAAALY ready for a good

laugh today.

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Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! <<Done this>>

If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. <<Get out of the dryer>>

I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. <<Don't stick that up your

nose>>

Don't jump in the butter! <<Stop eating the butter, at least put in on some

bread or a plate>>

GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! <<Get off of the bannister>>

Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

and go play with your own. <<ROFL, Got me>>

Did you just LICK me? <<Done this>>

EWWW! Don't lick me!!! <<Done this>>

(To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? <<Haha! Not yet, but

I'm sure he'll lick them>>

(Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? <<Don't

blow your nose in your hand then dangle it>>

Get out of the oven. <<Haha, did this too! The oven is now bungie corded

closed>>

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. <<LOL, been here>>

How the hell did you get up there? <<What are you doing up there again or

better yet -- Don't twirl the chandelier>>

There's poop in your HAIR! <<Don't play with your poop>>

Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

whole jar? <<Been here, too>>

It's time to drug the children! <<Children? LOL, this is all Buster>>

debbi

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Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! <<Done this>>

If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. <<Get out of the dryer>>

I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. <<Don't stick that up your

nose>>

Don't jump in the butter! <<Stop eating the butter, at least put in on some

bread or a plate>>

GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! <<Get off of the bannister>>

Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

and go play with your own. <<ROFL, Got me>>

Did you just LICK me? <<Done this>>

EWWW! Don't lick me!!! <<Done this>>

(To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? <<Haha! Not yet, but

I'm sure he'll lick them>>

(Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? <<Don't

blow your nose in your hand then dangle it>>

Get out of the oven. <<Haha, did this too! The oven is now bungie corded

closed>>

Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. <<LOL, been here>>

How the hell did you get up there? <<What are you doing up there again or

better yet -- Don't twirl the chandelier>>

There's poop in your HAIR! <<Don't play with your poop>>

Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

whole jar? <<Been here, too>>

It's time to drug the children! <<Children? LOL, this is all Buster>>

debbi

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<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

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<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

<<Stop eating your foot>> LOL

I've got one! I've got one!

" Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

[Guest guest]

ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa

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ROFLMO-

Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out

with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the

one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR "

I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her

proceed in trying to strangle the cat!

" Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went

through one yesterday)

" Get THAT out of your mouth "

" You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " !

" Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY!

You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us,

I'll be thinking about this all day.

Louisa