Re: parenting phrases

[Guest guest]

I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2.

debbi

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

Eighty freaking times a day.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2.

debbi

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

Eighty freaking times a day.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2.

debbi

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

Eighty freaking times a day.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the

plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy

imitations.

Tuna

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

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[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the

plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy

imitations.

Tuna

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the

plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy

imitations.

Tuna

=====

You can learn many things from children.

How much patience you have, for instance.

- lin P.

______________________________________________________________________

Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca

[Guest guest]

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

Eighty freaking times a day.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

>

> Leave your penis alone!

>

Eighty freaking times a day.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I could add a few ...

and I probably will.

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I could add a few ...

and I probably will.

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I could add a few ...

and I probably will.

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Sara,

Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course!

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Sara,

Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course!

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Sara,

Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course!

Sissi

Parenting phrases

> These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me

> stop and think for a moment about what I had just said.

>

> Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say:

>

> GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED!

>

> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt.

>

> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on.

>

> Don't jump in the butter!

>

> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!!

>

> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him

> and go play with your own.

>

> Did you just LICK me?

>

> EWWW! Don't lick me!!!

>

> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children?

>

> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit

> handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something?

>

> Get out of the oven.

>

> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals.

>

> How the hell did you get up there?

>

> There's poop in your HAIR!

>

> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the

> whole jar?

>

> It's time to drug the children!

>

> -Sara.

> wife to Matt

> SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible

> seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Please wipe your hands on a napkin, not your hair!

Where did you leave your underwear?

No, you can't have the clock.

Wal-Mart is closed. (please, nobody ever tell him it's open 24 hours a day!)

Sissi

Re: Parenting phrases

> Get your head out of the cat's butt.

>

>

> >

> > I've got one! I've got one!

> >

> > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Please wipe your hands on a napkin, not your hair!

Where did you leave your underwear?

No, you can't have the clock.

Wal-Mart is closed. (please, nobody ever tell him it's open 24 hours a day!)

Sissi

Re: Parenting phrases

> Get your head out of the cat's butt.

>

>

> >

> > I've got one! I've got one!

> >

> > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? "

>

>

>

>

>

>

>