Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2. debbi > > Leave your penis alone! > Eighty freaking times a day. Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2. debbi > > Leave your penis alone! > Eighty freaking times a day. Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 I'm hoping that if I leave him alone, he'll stop, but then he's only 3-1/2. debbi > > Leave your penis alone! > Eighty freaking times a day. Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 >>>>>>>>>>>>> The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy imitations. Tuna ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 >>>>>>>>>>>>> The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy imitations. Tuna ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 >>>>>>>>>>>>> The toliet plunger is not a super-suction ear. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!! did this too!! We had to hide the plunger so he wouldn't use it for anymore Larry-boy imitations. Tuna ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 15, 2003 Report Share Posted January 15, 2003 > > Leave your penis alone! > Eighty freaking times a day. Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 15, 2003 Report Share Posted January 15, 2003 > > Leave your penis alone! > Eighty freaking times a day. Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! I could add a few ... and I probably will. Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! I could add a few ... and I probably will. Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! I could add a few ... and I probably will. Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Sara, Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course! Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Sara, Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course! Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Sara, Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course! Sissi Parenting phrases > These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me > stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. > > Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: > > GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! > > If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. > > I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. > > Don't jump in the butter! > > GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! > > Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him > and go play with your own. > > Did you just LICK me? > > EWWW! Don't lick me!!! > > (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? > > (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit > handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? > > Get out of the oven. > > Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. > > How the hell did you get up there? > > There's poop in your HAIR! > > Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the > whole jar? > > It's time to drug the children! > > -Sara. > wife to Matt > SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible > seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Please wipe your hands on a napkin, not your hair! Where did you leave your underwear? No, you can't have the clock. Wal-Mart is closed. (please, nobody ever tell him it's open 24 hours a day!) Sissi Re: Parenting phrases > Get your head out of the cat's butt. > > > > > > I've got one! I've got one! > > > > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Please wipe your hands on a napkin, not your hair! Where did you leave your underwear? No, you can't have the clock. Wal-Mart is closed. (please, nobody ever tell him it's open 24 hours a day!) Sissi Re: Parenting phrases > Get your head out of the cat's butt. > > > > > > I've got one! I've got one! > > > > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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