Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 How 'bout: Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there. Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy. Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you are not a puppy. debbi... who has plenty of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 How 'bout: Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there. Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy. Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you are not a puppy. debbi... who has plenty of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 How 'bout: Don't drink out of the toilet. Your head will get stuck in there. Don't eat the dog's food, you're not a puppy. Stop spilling the water on the floor and drinking it from the carpet, you are not a puppy. debbi... who has plenty of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LMAO!!! Black Weirdo! I am going to be laughing about the spider for days. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases > > > I thought of more. > > Don't put chocolate chips in your ears! > > How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose? > > Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...) > > -Sara. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LMAO!!! Black Weirdo! I am going to be laughing about the spider for days. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases > > > I thought of more. > > Don't put chocolate chips in your ears! > > How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose? > > Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...) > > -Sara. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LMAO!!! Black Weirdo! I am going to be laughing about the spider for days. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases > > > I thought of more. > > Don't put chocolate chips in your ears! > > How am I supposed to get THAT out of your nose? > > Don't eat the _____. (wall, couch, floor, alphabet...) > > -Sara. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 I know I told one of the kids to quit drinking out of the cat dish...it might have been Dalton, I am not sure. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! Re: Re: Parenting phrases I missed the original post from this so I will have to go back to the archive. But here are some things that I have been known to say: " Get your Head out of the toilet!! " " Stop drinking out of the dog dish " " If you didn't know how to get down you shouldn't have gotten up there. You be Bummin now! " I am so evil aren't I??? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LOL That was yesterday. debbi >>> " Get out of the dryer. " I have used that one. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LOL That was yesterday. debbi >>> " Get out of the dryer. " I have used that one. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 LOL That was yesterday. debbi >>> " Get out of the dryer. " I have used that one. Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! RE: Parenting phrases <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 > How about: " Don't pick up your poop!!! > No poopie! Don't---aaaaagggghhhh!!! " > LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 LMBO!!! How about this one: Don't put toys in your pants! Tuna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 LMBO!!! How about this one: Don't put toys in your pants! Tuna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper " Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! Re: Parenting phrases LMBO!!! How about this one: Don't put toys in your pants! Tuna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper " Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! Re: Parenting phrases LMBO!!! How about this one: Don't put toys in your pants! Tuna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 That one rates with " Don't put stuffing in your diaper " Georga Hackworth www.ubah.com/F1549 Enter to win $50 in FREE books! Re: Parenting phrases LMBO!!! How about this one: Don't put toys in your pants! Tuna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===== You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - lin P. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are: Get your hands out of your pants. Leave your penis alone! Get out of the dog water! NO, Don't eat the dog food! Don't put it in the dog water either! Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now! No flying off the furniture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are: Get your hands out of your pants. Leave your penis alone! Get out of the dog water! NO, Don't eat the dog food! Don't put it in the dog water either! Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now! No flying off the furniture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 13, 2003 Report Share Posted January 13, 2003 Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are: Get your hands out of your pants. Leave your penis alone! Get out of the dog water! NO, Don't eat the dog food! Don't put it in the dog water either! Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now! No flying off the furniture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 Hey, now are you watching Buster? LOLOL debbi --- Enter to win 6 free Disney DVD's http://tinyurl.com/3ztv Re: Parenting phrases Some of my favourites lately or at least often used are: Get your hands out of your pants. Leave your penis alone! Get out of the dog water! NO, Don't eat the dog food! Don't put it in the dog water either! Put the cushion back ON the couch please. Now! No flying off the furniture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 > > Leave your penis alone! > We tell the boys " if you want to touch your penis you need to go down to your room and do it in private " Oddly enough it was Chenoa who touched her genitals far more than the boys did theirs. CHRIS Who hopes that no one ever tells them I said this!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2003 Report Share Posted January 14, 2003 > > Leave your penis alone! > We tell the boys " if you want to touch your penis you need to go down to your room and do it in private " Oddly enough it was Chenoa who touched her genitals far more than the boys did theirs. CHRIS Who hopes that no one ever tells them I said this!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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