Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 My personal favorite is get the potty off your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 My personal favorite is get the potty off your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 My personal favorite is get the potty off your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 I've done the " Did you just LICK me? " Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc. And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced candy ellen Parenting phrases These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. Don't jump in the butter! GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him and go play with your own. Did you just LICK me? EWWW! Don't lick me!!! (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? There's poop in your HAIR! Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the whole jar? It's time to drug the children! -Sara. wife to Matt SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 I've done the " Did you just LICK me? " Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc. And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced candy ellen Parenting phrases These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. Don't jump in the butter! GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him and go play with your own. Did you just LICK me? EWWW! Don't lick me!!! (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? There's poop in your HAIR! Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the whole jar? It's time to drug the children! -Sara. wife to Matt SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 I've done the " Did you just LICK me? " Also, yelling out the patio door " Don't eat your bike! " & and other assorted household items, sippy cup, phone cord, cat food, etc. And, " You can't go to bed until you have your candy. " ie, melatonin laced candy ellen Parenting phrases These are all things that have actually come out of my mouth which made me stop and think for a moment about what I had just said. Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. Don't jump in the butter! GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him and go play with your own. Did you just LICK me? EWWW! Don't lick me!!! (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? Get out of the oven. Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. How the hell did you get up there? There's poop in your HAIR! Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the whole jar? It's time to drug the children! -Sara. wife to Matt SAHM to , 3, autism and; Gabe, 19 mos, speech delay & possible seizure disorder; and 'Punkin' due late May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Get your head out of the cat's butt. > > I've got one! I've got one! > > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Get your head out of the cat's butt. > > I've got one! I've got one! > > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Get your head out of the cat's butt. > > I've got one! I've got one! > > " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! ~ Karin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! ~ Karin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 OMG Sara!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! ~ Karin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sure. And do feel free to add on! That was my intention. -Sara. > Sara, > > Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sure. And do feel free to add on! That was my intention. -Sara. > Sara, > > Can I forward? -- giving you full credit, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 well put sara!! michelle mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 well put sara!! michelle mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 If we ever do that PA book this one has my vote, LOL. I have to admit having said way too many of these myself, and to a good laugh as I read it. Thanks Sara. I was REEEEEEAAALY ready for a good laugh today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 If we ever do that PA book this one has my vote, LOL. I have to admit having said way too many of these myself, and to a good laugh as I read it. Thanks Sara. I was REEEEEEAAALY ready for a good laugh today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! <<Done this>> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. <<Get out of the dryer>> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. <<Don't stick that up your nose>> Don't jump in the butter! <<Stop eating the butter, at least put in on some bread or a plate>> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! <<Get off of the bannister>> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him and go play with your own. <<ROFL, Got me>> Did you just LICK me? <<Done this>> EWWW! Don't lick me!!! <<Done this>> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? <<Haha! Not yet, but I'm sure he'll lick them>> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? <<Don't blow your nose in your hand then dangle it>> Get out of the oven. <<Haha, did this too! The oven is now bungie corded closed>> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. <<LOL, been here>> How the hell did you get up there? <<What are you doing up there again or better yet -- Don't twirl the chandelier>> There's poop in your HAIR! <<Don't play with your poop>> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the whole jar? <<Been here, too>> It's time to drug the children! <<Children? LOL, this is all Buster>> debbi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Parenting Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say: GET BACK HERE! You're NAKED! <<Done this>> If you put your videos in the dryer they will melt. <<Get out of the dryer>> I'll give you a pretzel if you put your pants on. <<Don't stick that up your nose>> Don't jump in the butter! <<Stop eating the butter, at least put in on some bread or a plate>> GET OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!! <<Get off of the bannister>> Yes, your brother has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting him and go play with your own. <<ROFL, Got me>> Did you just LICK me? <<Done this>> EWWW! Don't lick me!!! <<Done this>> (To the teacher) He's *smelling* the other children? <<Haha! Not yet, but I'm sure he'll lick them>> (Also to the teacher) He's been spitting on his hand and then making spit handprints on the walls. Did you guys fingerpaint or something? <<Don't blow your nose in your hand then dangle it>> Get out of the oven. <<Haha, did this too! The oven is now bungie corded closed>> Dancing on the table is not allowed during meals. <<LOL, been here>> How the hell did you get up there? <<What are you doing up there again or better yet -- Don't twirl the chandelier>> There's poop in your HAIR! <<Don't play with your poop>> Do you want your peanut butter on a plate or should I just give you the whole jar? <<Been here, too>> It's time to drug the children! <<Children? LOL, this is all Buster>> debbi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 <<Stop eating your foot>> LOL I've got one! I've got one! " Did you just stick a FORK in your EYE? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 ROFLMO- Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR " I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her proceed in trying to strangle the cat! " Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went through one yesterday) " Get THAT out of your mouth " " You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " ! " Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY! You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us, I'll be thinking about this all day. Louisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2003 Report Share Posted January 12, 2003 ROFLMO- Sara you really made me think because our children make us come out with the weirdest things and things I never thought possible...the one JUST was " DON'T DRAG THE CAT BY HER COLLAR " I was mortified and she tantrummed because I wouldn't let her proceed in trying to strangle the cat! " Don't eat the wallpaper " , " stop standing on the videos " (she went through one yesterday) " Get THAT out of your mouth " " You can't push that in her eye and NOT expect her to cry " ! " Get out of the bin " ! She insists on looking through the trash ICKY! You have really got me thinking, we must have thousands between us, I'll be thinking about this all day. Louisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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