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Thank you for sending this!

THis made my day! I will send it on to others that I

know!

Again Thanks!

Lots of Love

Glenda

--- dkowalec@... wrote:

>

>

> Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm?

> Darrell ,

> the father of , a victim of the

> Columbine High School shootings

> in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the

> House Judiciary

> Committee's sub-committee. What he said to our

> national leaders during

> this special session of Congress was painfully

> truthful. They were not

> prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received

> well. It needs to

> be heard by every parent, every teacher, every

> politician, every

> sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called

> expert!

> These courageous words spoken by Darrell are

> powerful,

> penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt

> that God sent

> this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The

> following is a portion

> of the transcript:

>

> " Since the dawn of creation there has been both good

> & evil in the

> hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of

> kindness or the

> seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful

> daughter, Joy ,

> and the deaths of that heroic teacher, and the other

> eleven children who

> died must not be in vain. Their blood cries out for

> answers. "

> " The first recorded act of violence was when Cain

> slew his brother Abel

> out in the field. The villain was not the club he

> used. Neither was it the

> NCA, the National Club Association. The true killer

> was Cain, and the

> reason for the murder could only be found in Cain's

> heart. " In the days

> that followed the Columbine tragedy, I was amazed at

> how quickly fingers

> began to be pointed at groups such as the NRA. I am

> not a member of the

> NRA. I am not a hunter. I do not even own a gun. I

> am not here to

> represent or defend the NRA - because I don't

> believe that they are

> responsible for my daughter's death. Therefore I do

> not believe that

> they need to be defended. If I believed they had

> anything to do with

> 's murder I would be their strongest

> opponent. " I am here today to

> declare that Columbine was not just a tragedy-it was

> a spiritual event

> that should be forcing us to look at where the real

> blame lies! Much of

> the blame lies here in this room. Much of the blame

> lies behind the

> pointing fingers of the accusers themselves. I wrote

> a poem that

> expresses my feelings best. This was written way

> before I knew I

> would be speaking here today:

>

> " Your laws ignore our deepest needs, Your words are

> empty air.

> You've stripped away our heritage, You've outlawed

> simple prayer. Now

> gunshots fill our classrooms, And precious children

> die. You seek for

> answers everywhere, And ask the question " Why? " You

> regulate restrictive

> laws, Through legislative creed. And yet you fail to

> understand, That God

> is what we need! " Men and women are three-part

> beings. We all consist of

> body, soul, and spirit. When we refuse to

> acknowledge a third part of

> our make-up, we create a void that allows evil,

> prejudice, and hatred to

> rush in and reek havoc. Spiritual influences were

> present within our

> educational systems for most of our nation's

> history. Many of our

> major colleges began as theological seminaries. This

> is a historical fact.

> What has happened to us as a nation? We have refused

> to honor God, and in

> so

> doing, we open the doors to hatred and violence. And

> when something as

> terrible as

> Columbine's tragedy occurs politicians immediately

> look for a scapegoat

> such

> as the NRA. They immediately seek to pass more

> restrictive laws that

> contribute to erode away our personal and private

> liberties. We do not need

> more restrictive laws. " and Dylan would not

> have been stopped by metal

> detectors. No amount of gun laws can stop someone

> who spends months

> planning this type of massacre. The real villain

> lies within our own

> hearts.

> Political posturing and restrictive legislation are

> not the answers. The

> young people of our nation hold the key. There is a

> spiritual awakening

> taking place that will not be squelched! We do not

> need more religion. We

> do

> not need more gaudy television

> evangelists spewing out verbal religious garbage. We

> do not need more

> million

> dollar church buildings built while people with

> basic needs are being

> ignored.

> We do need a change of heart and a humble

> acknowledgment that this

> nation was founded on the principle of simple trust

> in God! " " As my son

> Craig lay under that table in the school library and

> saw his two friends

> murdered before his very eyes, He did not hesitate

> to pray in school.

> defy any law or politician to deny him that right! I

> challenge every young

> person in America, and around the world, to realize

> that on April 20, 1999,

> at Columbine High School prayer was brought back to

> our schools. Do not let

> the many prayers offered by those students be in

> vain. Dare to move into

> the

> new millennium with a sacred

> disregard for legislation that violates your

> God-given right to communicate

> with Him. To those of you who would point your

> finger at the NRA- I give to

> you a sincere challenge. Dare to examine your own

> heart before casting

> the first stone! My daughter's death will not be in

> vain! The young people

> of this country will not allow that to happen! "

>

> PLEASE... Do what the media did not...let the nation

> hear this man's

> speech.

> Please send this out to everyone you can!!!

>

>

>

>

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Thank you for sending this!

THis made my day! I will send it on to others that I

know!

Again Thanks!

Lots of Love

Glenda

--- dkowalec@... wrote:

>

>

> Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm?

> Darrell ,

> the father of , a victim of the

> Columbine High School shootings

> in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the

> House Judiciary

> Committee's sub-committee. What he said to our

> national leaders during

> this special session of Congress was painfully

> truthful. They were not

> prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received

> well. It needs to

> be heard by every parent, every teacher, every

> politician, every

> sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called

> expert!

> These courageous words spoken by Darrell are

> powerful,

> penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt

> that God sent

> this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The

> following is a portion

> of the transcript:

>

> " Since the dawn of creation there has been both good

> & evil in the

> hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of

> kindness or the

> seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful

> daughter, Joy ,

> and the deaths of that heroic teacher, and the other

> eleven children who

> died must not be in vain. Their blood cries out for

> answers. "

> " The first recorded act of violence was when Cain

> slew his brother Abel

> out in the field. The villain was not the club he

> used. Neither was it the

> NCA, the National Club Association. The true killer

> was Cain, and the

> reason for the murder could only be found in Cain's

> heart. " In the days

> that followed the Columbine tragedy, I was amazed at

> how quickly fingers

> began to be pointed at groups such as the NRA. I am

> not a member of the

> NRA. I am not a hunter. I do not even own a gun. I

> am not here to

> represent or defend the NRA - because I don't

> believe that they are

> responsible for my daughter's death. Therefore I do

> not believe that

> they need to be defended. If I believed they had

> anything to do with

> 's murder I would be their strongest

> opponent. " I am here today to

> declare that Columbine was not just a tragedy-it was

> a spiritual event

> that should be forcing us to look at where the real

> blame lies! Much of

> the blame lies here in this room. Much of the blame

> lies behind the

> pointing fingers of the accusers themselves. I wrote

> a poem that

> expresses my feelings best. This was written way

> before I knew I

> would be speaking here today:

>

> " Your laws ignore our deepest needs, Your words are

> empty air.

> You've stripped away our heritage, You've outlawed

> simple prayer. Now

> gunshots fill our classrooms, And precious children

> die. You seek for

> answers everywhere, And ask the question " Why? " You

> regulate restrictive

> laws, Through legislative creed. And yet you fail to

> understand, That God

> is what we need! " Men and women are three-part

> beings. We all consist of

> body, soul, and spirit. When we refuse to

> acknowledge a third part of

> our make-up, we create a void that allows evil,

> prejudice, and hatred to

> rush in and reek havoc. Spiritual influences were

> present within our

> educational systems for most of our nation's

> history. Many of our

> major colleges began as theological seminaries. This

> is a historical fact.

> What has happened to us as a nation? We have refused

> to honor God, and in

> so

> doing, we open the doors to hatred and violence. And

> when something as

> terrible as

> Columbine's tragedy occurs politicians immediately

> look for a scapegoat

> such

> as the NRA. They immediately seek to pass more

> restrictive laws that

> contribute to erode away our personal and private

> liberties. We do not need

> more restrictive laws. " and Dylan would not

> have been stopped by metal

> detectors. No amount of gun laws can stop someone

> who spends months

> planning this type of massacre. The real villain

> lies within our own

> hearts.

> Political posturing and restrictive legislation are

> not the answers. The

> young people of our nation hold the key. There is a

> spiritual awakening

> taking place that will not be squelched! We do not

> need more religion. We

> do

> not need more gaudy television

> evangelists spewing out verbal religious garbage. We

> do not need more

> million

> dollar church buildings built while people with

> basic needs are being

> ignored.

> We do need a change of heart and a humble

> acknowledgment that this

> nation was founded on the principle of simple trust

> in God! " " As my son

> Craig lay under that table in the school library and

> saw his two friends

> murdered before his very eyes, He did not hesitate

> to pray in school.

> defy any law or politician to deny him that right! I

> challenge every young

> person in America, and around the world, to realize

> that on April 20, 1999,

> at Columbine High School prayer was brought back to

> our schools. Do not let

> the many prayers offered by those students be in

> vain. Dare to move into

> the

> new millennium with a sacred

> disregard for legislation that violates your

> God-given right to communicate

> with Him. To those of you who would point your

> finger at the NRA- I give to

> you a sincere challenge. Dare to examine your own

> heart before casting

> the first stone! My daughter's death will not be in

> vain! The young people

> of this country will not allow that to happen! "

>

> PLEASE... Do what the media did not...let the nation

> hear this man's

> speech.

> Please send this out to everyone you can!!!

>

>

>

>

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Thank you for sending this!

THis made my day! I will send it on to others that I

know!

Again Thanks!

Lots of Love

Glenda

--- dkowalec@... wrote:

>

>

> Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm?

> Darrell ,

> the father of , a victim of the

> Columbine High School shootings

> in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the

> House Judiciary

> Committee's sub-committee. What he said to our

> national leaders during

> this special session of Congress was painfully

> truthful. They were not

> prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received

> well. It needs to

> be heard by every parent, every teacher, every

> politician, every

> sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called

> expert!

> These courageous words spoken by Darrell are

> powerful,

> penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt

> that God sent

> this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The

> following is a portion

> of the transcript:

>

> " Since the dawn of creation there has been both good

> & evil in the

> hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of

> kindness or the

> seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful

> daughter, Joy ,

> and the deaths of that heroic teacher, and the other

> eleven children who

> died must not be in vain. Their blood cries out for

> answers. "

> " The first recorded act of violence was when Cain

> slew his brother Abel

> out in the field. The villain was not the club he

> used. Neither was it the

> NCA, the National Club Association. The true killer

> was Cain, and the

> reason for the murder could only be found in Cain's

> heart. " In the days

> that followed the Columbine tragedy, I was amazed at

> how quickly fingers

> began to be pointed at groups such as the NRA. I am

> not a member of the

> NRA. I am not a hunter. I do not even own a gun. I

> am not here to

> represent or defend the NRA - because I don't

> believe that they are

> responsible for my daughter's death. Therefore I do

> not believe that

> they need to be defended. If I believed they had

> anything to do with

> 's murder I would be their strongest

> opponent. " I am here today to

> declare that Columbine was not just a tragedy-it was

> a spiritual event

> that should be forcing us to look at where the real

> blame lies! Much of

> the blame lies here in this room. Much of the blame

> lies behind the

> pointing fingers of the accusers themselves. I wrote

> a poem that

> expresses my feelings best. This was written way

> before I knew I

> would be speaking here today:

>

> " Your laws ignore our deepest needs, Your words are

> empty air.

> You've stripped away our heritage, You've outlawed

> simple prayer. Now

> gunshots fill our classrooms, And precious children

> die. You seek for

> answers everywhere, And ask the question " Why? " You

> regulate restrictive

> laws, Through legislative creed. And yet you fail to

> understand, That God

> is what we need! " Men and women are three-part

> beings. We all consist of

> body, soul, and spirit. When we refuse to

> acknowledge a third part of

> our make-up, we create a void that allows evil,

> prejudice, and hatred to

> rush in and reek havoc. Spiritual influences were

> present within our

> educational systems for most of our nation's

> history. Many of our

> major colleges began as theological seminaries. This

> is a historical fact.

> What has happened to us as a nation? We have refused

> to honor God, and in

> so

> doing, we open the doors to hatred and violence. And

> when something as

> terrible as

> Columbine's tragedy occurs politicians immediately

> look for a scapegoat

> such

> as the NRA. They immediately seek to pass more

> restrictive laws that

> contribute to erode away our personal and private

> liberties. We do not need

> more restrictive laws. " and Dylan would not

> have been stopped by metal

> detectors. No amount of gun laws can stop someone

> who spends months

> planning this type of massacre. The real villain

> lies within our own

> hearts.

> Political posturing and restrictive legislation are

> not the answers. The

> young people of our nation hold the key. There is a

> spiritual awakening

> taking place that will not be squelched! We do not

> need more religion. We

> do

> not need more gaudy television

> evangelists spewing out verbal religious garbage. We

> do not need more

> million

> dollar church buildings built while people with

> basic needs are being

> ignored.

> We do need a change of heart and a humble

> acknowledgment that this

> nation was founded on the principle of simple trust

> in God! " " As my son

> Craig lay under that table in the school library and

> saw his two friends

> murdered before his very eyes, He did not hesitate

> to pray in school.

> defy any law or politician to deny him that right! I

> challenge every young

> person in America, and around the world, to realize

> that on April 20, 1999,

> at Columbine High School prayer was brought back to

> our schools. Do not let

> the many prayers offered by those students be in

> vain. Dare to move into

> the

> new millennium with a sacred

> disregard for legislation that violates your

> God-given right to communicate

> with Him. To those of you who would point your

> finger at the NRA- I give to

> you a sincere challenge. Dare to examine your own

> heart before casting

> the first stone! My daughter's death will not be in

> vain! The young people

> of this country will not allow that to happen! "

>

> PLEASE... Do what the media did not...let the nation

> hear this man's

> speech.

> Please send this out to everyone you can!!!

>

>

>

>

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> > Forward from a friend in Nottingham, England.

> >

> > INTERESTING THOUGHTs

> > Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people

> appear

> > bright until you hear them speak?

> > Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the

> battery is

> > dead?

> > Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?

> Shouldn't

> > they be called builts?

> > Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together

> > Why do banks charge you a " non-sufficient funds fee " on money they

> > already know you don't have?

> > Why is the alphabet in that order?

> > If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe

> is

> > expanding, what is it expanding into?

> > If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,

would

> the

> > taxi driver end up owing you money?

> > Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

> > When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?

It

>

> > sounds like a near hit to me!!

> > Why are there 5 syllables in the word " monosyllabic " ?

> > Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in

> charge of

> > everything outdoors?

> > Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

> > Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

> Tell

> > him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

> > How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always

> ducked

> > when someone threw a gun at him?

> > What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

> > If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys

> and

> > apes?

> > I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, " Where's the

> self-help

> > section? " She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

> > War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

> >

> > THE SERVICE

> > One Sunday morning, the priest noticed that little was

> staring up

> > at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

> > The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were

> mounted

> > on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the

plaque

> for

> > some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said

> quietly,

> > " Good morning . "

> > " Good morning father, " replied the young man, still focused on the

> plaque.

> > " Father , what is this? " asked.

> > " Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died

in

> the

> > service. "

> > Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

> > Little 's voice was barely audible when he asked, " Which

> service,

> > the 9:00 or the 10:30? "

> >

> > BUMPER STICKER PHILOSOPHY

> > It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at

> the

> > end.

> > The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

> > Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around

> the

> > sun.

> > The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in

the

>

> > bathroom.

> > If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat

> belt.

> > The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

> > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

> > Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

die.

> > It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

> > Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better

> attorney.

> > The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

> >

> > BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER

> > In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

> > People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

> > There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

> > Things you buy now won't wear out.

> > You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

> > You can live without sex but not without glasses.

> > You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

> > You got cable for the weather channel.

> > You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

> > You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

> > You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the

> room.

> > You send money to PBS.

> > You sing along with the elevator music.

> > You talk about " good grass " and you're referring to someone's lawn.

> > Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

> > Your back goes out more than you do.

> > Your ears are hairier than your head.

> > Your eyes won't get much worse.

> > Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

> > Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them

> > either.

> >

> > DRIVER'S EXAM ANSWERS

> > These are real answers received on exams given by the California

> > Department of Transportation's driving school.

> >

> > Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

> > A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

> >

> > Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at

> the

> > same time?

> > A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,

> " Guns

> > don't kill people, I do. "

> >

> > Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

> > A: Your car.

> >

> > Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

> > A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

> >

> > Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

> > A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

> >

> > Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer

> drive

> > lawfully?

> > A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

> >

> > Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

> > A: Make eye contact and wave " Hello " if he/she is cute.

> >

> > Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a

> flashing

> > yellow traffic light?

> > A: The color.

> >

> > Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

> > A: Heavy psychedelics.

> >

> > Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

> > A: Carry loaded weapons.

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> > Forward from a friend in Nottingham, England.

> >

> > INTERESTING THOUGHTs

> > Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people

> appear

> > bright until you hear them speak?

> > Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the

> battery is

> > dead?

> > Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?

> Shouldn't

> > they be called builts?

> > Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together

> > Why do banks charge you a " non-sufficient funds fee " on money they

> > already know you don't have?

> > Why is the alphabet in that order?

> > If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe

> is

> > expanding, what is it expanding into?

> > If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,

would

> the

> > taxi driver end up owing you money?

> > Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

> > When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?

It

>

> > sounds like a near hit to me!!

> > Why are there 5 syllables in the word " monosyllabic " ?

> > Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in

> charge of

> > everything outdoors?

> > Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

> > Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

> Tell

> > him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

> > How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always

> ducked

> > when someone threw a gun at him?

> > What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

> > If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys

> and

> > apes?

> > I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, " Where's the

> self-help

> > section? " She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

> > War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

> >

> > THE SERVICE

> > One Sunday morning, the priest noticed that little was

> staring up

> > at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

> > The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were

> mounted

> > on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the

plaque

> for

> > some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said

> quietly,

> > " Good morning . "

> > " Good morning father, " replied the young man, still focused on the

> plaque.

> > " Father , what is this? " asked.

> > " Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died

in

> the

> > service. "

> > Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

> > Little 's voice was barely audible when he asked, " Which

> service,

> > the 9:00 or the 10:30? "

> >

> > BUMPER STICKER PHILOSOPHY

> > It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at

> the

> > end.

> > The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

> > Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around

> the

> > sun.

> > The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in

the

>

> > bathroom.

> > If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat

> belt.

> > The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

> > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

> > Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

die.

> > It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

> > Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better

> attorney.

> > The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

> >

> > BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER

> > In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

> > People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

> > There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

> > Things you buy now won't wear out.

> > You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

> > You can live without sex but not without glasses.

> > You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

> > You got cable for the weather channel.

> > You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

> > You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

> > You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the

> room.

> > You send money to PBS.

> > You sing along with the elevator music.

> > You talk about " good grass " and you're referring to someone's lawn.

> > Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

> > Your back goes out more than you do.

> > Your ears are hairier than your head.

> > Your eyes won't get much worse.

> > Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

> > Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them

> > either.

> >

> > DRIVER'S EXAM ANSWERS

> > These are real answers received on exams given by the California

> > Department of Transportation's driving school.

> >

> > Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

> > A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

> >

> > Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at

> the

> > same time?

> > A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,

> " Guns

> > don't kill people, I do. "

> >

> > Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

> > A: Your car.

> >

> > Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

> > A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

> >

> > Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

> > A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

> >

> > Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer

> drive

> > lawfully?

> > A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

> >

> > Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

> > A: Make eye contact and wave " Hello " if he/she is cute.

> >

> > Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a

> flashing

> > yellow traffic light?

> > A: The color.

> >

> > Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

> > A: Heavy psychedelics.

> >

> > Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

> > A: Carry loaded weapons.

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Judy,

Gentle hugs for you that your Tuesday is not so bad.

Hope to see you back on Wednesday.

Love,

Sandy

> FYI, I won't be on line tomorrow (Tuesday), it's chemo day and I always

feel

> too rotten to even attempt it. I just wrap up in a blanket and pray I

> survive the day. By the time the nausea starts to pass, the migraine sets

> in, so the whole day is a write off! Take care and have a pain free

couple

> of days. Talk to you on Wednesday (hopefully, the last couple of weeks

the

> migraine has hung on till Wednesday) so hopefully, I'll b back on line

then.

> Love to all, Judy

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Sandy, the good news is that today is Wednesday and I feel fine! Does anyone

else get miseraably ill from the methotrexate? I keep thinking it's going

to get better, but it doesn't it's evan a little worse. But on a scale of 1

to 10 with all the stuff we deal with with RP, I guess it's not so bad, and

it's only one miserable day, I can deal with it, but I'd rather not if I

don't have to.

Sandy, I feel like such a jerk complaining when I can only imagine what

Valarie is going thru. Believe me, this is nothing in comparison. How is

she doing with her chemo? And you with your flares? You have so many more

reasons to complain and yet you never do. Please forgive me for being so

self-centered. I'm not usually like that, only on Tuesday! Lots of Love,

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Judy,

Glad you are feeling better. Do you inject your Metho? I do and I have been

doing much better. Don't have the nasty stomach problems anymore.

is feeling the effects of the radiation now. Her doc gave her

Compazine for the nausea. Yesterday when she washed her hair she lost quite

a few clumps.My son-in-law told me when she got home from her treatment she

went into the bathroom and cried. I wish I could do more for her.

I'm still flaring. Having lots of trouble with my finger joints lately.

I'm getting these big hard " knots " on my finger joints, don't know what it

is but I see my Rheumy next week.

Judy,

don't worry about " complaining " , it helps to talk about what's bothering us.

Love Ya,

Sandy

> Sandy, the good news is that today is Wednesday and I feel fine! Does

anyone

> else get miseraably ill from the methotrexate? I keep thinking it's

going

> to get better, but it doesn't it's evan a little worse. But on a scale of

1

> to 10 with all the stuff we deal with with RP, I guess it's not so bad,

and

> it's only one miserable day, I can deal with it, but I'd rather not if I

> don't have to.

>

> Sandy, I feel like such a jerk complaining when I can only imagine what

> Valarie is going thru. Believe me, this is nothing in comparison. How is

> she doing with her chemo? And you with your flares? You have so many

more

> reasons to complain and yet you never do. Please forgive me for being so

> self-centered. I'm not usually like that, only on Tuesday! Lots of Love,

> Judy

>

>

> DISCLAIMER!!

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My Metho is pills and they make me so sick - Tuesdays' are a total write off.

I feel so bad complaining when I know what is going thru, and I bet

she doesn't complain half as much as I do! I wish there was

something/anything I could do for her. She has such courage. I admire you

both so very much! I have asked God to hold you both inthe center of His

palm and surround with His love. Much love, Judy

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My Metho is pills and they make me so sick - Tuesdays' are a total write off.

I feel so bad complaining when I know what is going thru, and I bet

she doesn't complain half as much as I do! I wish there was

something/anything I could do for her. She has such courage. I admire you

both so very much! I have asked God to hold you both inthe center of His

palm and surround with His love. Much love, Judy

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A FEW ONE LINERS. Define "Transvestite": A guy who likes to eat, drink and be . Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire him. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone. Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines. My blond girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my auto mechanic might try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid. I'm so depressed... I went to the Dr. today and he refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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A FEW ONE LINERS. Define "Transvestite": A guy who likes to eat, drink and be . Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire him. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone. Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines. My blond girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my auto mechanic might try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid. I'm so depressed... I went to the Dr. today and he refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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Judy,

have you considered injecting your Metho?

Like I said in my other post, I avoid all stomach problems.

Love Ya,

Sandy

> My Metho is pills and they make me so sick - Tuesdays' are a total write

off.

> I feel so bad complaining when I know what is going thru, and I

bet

> she doesn't complain half as much as I do! I wish there was

> something/anything I could do for her. She has such courage. I admire

you

> both so very much! I have asked God to hold you both inthe center of His

> palm and surround with His love. Much love, Judy

>

>

> DISCLAIMER!!

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TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU

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Judy,

have you considered injecting your Metho?

Like I said in my other post, I avoid all stomach problems.

Love Ya,

Sandy

> My Metho is pills and they make me so sick - Tuesdays' are a total write

off.

> I feel so bad complaining when I know what is going thru, and I

bet

> she doesn't complain half as much as I do! I wish there was

> something/anything I could do for her. She has such courage. I admire

you

> both so very much! I have asked God to hold you both inthe center of His

> palm and surround with His love. Much love, Judy

>

>

> DISCLAIMER!!

> WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS

RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR

BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR

PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND

TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU

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Judee

These are good ones again!

Thanks

Glenda

--- IdahoJudee IdahoJudee@...> wrote:

>

> A FEW ONE LINERS.

> Define " Transvestite " : A guy who likes to eat,

> drink and be .

>

> Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a

> broken firing pin? It

> won't work and you can't fire him.

>

> My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash

> and it's gone.

>

> Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel

> agent.

>

> The only time the world beats a path to your door is

> if you're in the

> bathroom.

>

> A husband is someone who takes out the trash and

> gives the impression he

> just cleaned the whole house.

>

> My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending

> machines.

>

> My blond girlfriend told me, " I was worried that my

> auto mechanic might

> try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he

> told me all I needed was

> blinker fluid.

>

> I'm so depressed... I went to the Dr. today and he

> refused to write me a

> prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like

> putting a new flagpole on

> a condemned building.

>

> Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced,

> " Ladies and gentlemen,

> one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to

> worry about. Our

> flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but

> we still have three

> engines left. "

>

> Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: " One more

> engine has failed and

> the flight will take an additional two hours. But

> don't worry, we can fly

> just fine on two engines. "

>

> An hour later the pilot announced: " One more engine

> has failed and our

> arrival will be delayed another three hours. But

> don't worry, we still

> have one engine left. "

>

> The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her

> and said, " If we lose

> one more engine, we'll be up here all day! "

>

>

>

>

>

>

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Judee

These are good ones again!

Thanks

Glenda

--- IdahoJudee IdahoJudee@...> wrote:

>

> A FEW ONE LINERS.

> Define " Transvestite " : A guy who likes to eat,

> drink and be .

>

> Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a

> broken firing pin? It

> won't work and you can't fire him.

>

> My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash

> and it's gone.

>

> Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel

> agent.

>

> The only time the world beats a path to your door is

> if you're in the

> bathroom.

>

> A husband is someone who takes out the trash and

> gives the impression he

> just cleaned the whole house.

>

> My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending

> machines.

>

> My blond girlfriend told me, " I was worried that my

> auto mechanic might

> try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he

> told me all I needed was

> blinker fluid.

>

> I'm so depressed... I went to the Dr. today and he

> refused to write me a

> prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like

> putting a new flagpole on

> a condemned building.

>

> Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced,

> " Ladies and gentlemen,

> one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to

> worry about. Our

> flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but

> we still have three

> engines left. "

>

> Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: " One more

> engine has failed and

> the flight will take an additional two hours. But

> don't worry, we can fly

> just fine on two engines. "

>

> An hour later the pilot announced: " One more engine

> has failed and our

> arrival will be delayed another three hours. But

> don't worry, we still

> have one engine left. "

>

> The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her

> and said, " If we lose

> one more engine, we'll be up here all day! "

>

>

>

>

>

>

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Judee, I really liked the one about putting a flagpole on a condemned

building - I can relate to that! Love, Judy

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>

> >

> > Dr. Seuss in the GOLDEN YEARS

> > >

> > > I cannot see

> > > I cannot pee

> > > I cannot chew

> > > I cannot screw

> > > My memory shrinks

> > > My hearing stinks

> > > No sense of smell

> > > I look like hell

> > > My body's drooping

> > > Have trouble pooping

> > > The Golden Years have come at last

> > > The Golden Years can kiss my ass

> >

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> >

> > Dr. Seuss in the GOLDEN YEARS

> > >

> > > I cannot see

> > > I cannot pee

> > > I cannot chew

> > > I cannot screw

> > > My memory shrinks

> > > My hearing stinks

> > > No sense of smell

> > > I look like hell

> > > My body's drooping

> > > Have trouble pooping

> > > The Golden Years have come at last

> > > The Golden Years can kiss my ass

> >

>

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> >

> > Dr. Seuss in the GOLDEN YEARS

> > >

> > > I cannot see

> > > I cannot pee

> > > I cannot chew

> > > I cannot screw

> > > My memory shrinks

> > > My hearing stinks

> > > No sense of smell

> > > I look like hell

> > > My body's drooping

> > > Have trouble pooping

> > > The Golden Years have come at last

> > > The Golden Years can kiss my ass

> >

>

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Judee,

This is a great one, going to print this one up. Thanks...

Sandy

>

> >

> > >

> > > Dr. Seuss in the GOLDEN YEARS

> > > >

> > > > I cannot see

> > > > I cannot pee

> > > > I cannot chew

> > > > I cannot screw

> > > > My memory shrinks

> > > > My hearing stinks

> > > > No sense of smell

> > > > I look like hell

> > > > My body's drooping

> > > > Have trouble pooping

> > > > The Golden Years have come at last

> > > > The Golden Years can kiss my ass

> > >

> >

>

>

>

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