Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 - I had no idea Dr. Bob was a proctologist and DAMN, DOES THAT EVER FIT! So, not only did he have his head up HIS A**, it was up everybody else's as well? Sorry----I couldn't help MYself, either!!!! wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=5810 > , > It has become so much more natural to use the g-word (gratitude), since > I woke up on the right side of the recovery fence. I can finally use the > word gratitude without gagging, thanks to the wonderful resources made > available to us by the likes of Ken, Apple, and others. > > Remember an Apple a day keeps Dr. Bob away. Sorry, I couldn't resist. > The good news is even if the old proctologist does show up, she pins > some rabbit ears on the zealot and stuffs some buck teeth in his mouth. > I'll bet some of you didn't know Dr. Bob was Butt Doctor. It looks like > even after he retired he still had to work with assholes. Poor old > bugger. Up to his elbows in 12 Step sphincters. Talk about pitiful, > incomprehensible demoralization. > Given the choice between living the spiritual life in AA and an > alcoholic death, I think Dr. Bob might have pondered the question more > seriously. Something to the tune of " How bad of an alcoholic death are we > talking about here? " > > Rose wrote: > > > > You're right, - and Apple set up the Deprogramming site. They have my > > gratitude as well! > > > > > > > > > > > >Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups > > >To: 12-step-freeegroups > > >Subject: Re: Does Clancy have a sponsor? > > >Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 00:23:38 -0700 > > > > > > > > > > > > Hunt wrote: > > > > > > > By the way, whoever started this page, thank you for what I believe is > > >an extremely rare forum of sanity in this pseudo-new age recovery soaked > > >world. I think the majority of people who attend AA eventually come to the > > >conclusion that its " not for them. " > > > > > > > Hard core AAers only SEEM like they're the majority. But have heart, > > >Sanity will prevail. > > > > > > > > Thank you! > > > > > > > > >Thanks for those words of hope, . I recall someone(Apple?) posting > > >recently that Ken Ragge, author of " The Real AA " , started this site. If > > >I'm wrong someone please correct me. If you like this forum you'll love > > >his book. > > > > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------ ------ > > >Apply for a NextCard credit card: Save Money with a low intro rate and > > >no annual fee. Make Shopping Easy with Safe Shopping Guarantees, 1 Click > > >Shopping and Double Rewards. http://clickhere./click/448 > > > > > > > > >eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > > - Simplifying group communications > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________________ > > Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- > > Just Tell Us What You Want... > > Respond.com - Shopping the World for You! > > http://clickhere./click/390 > > > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > - Simplifying group communications > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 On Tue, 13 Jul 1999 21:50:23 -0700 Hollister wrote: > Hi Pete, > When you die they throw dirt in your grave so you can take a nice " dirt > nap " . I stole the expression from Burgess Meredith in the movie Grumpier > Old Men with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. He also had some great lines > about drinking, smoking, and eating bacon. He died shortly after the > film and left the rights for dirt nap to me. Took a dirt nap himself. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 On Tue, 13 Jul 1999 21:50:23 -0700 Hollister wrote: > Hi Pete, > When you die they throw dirt in your grave so you can take a nice " dirt > nap " . I stole the expression from Burgess Meredith in the movie Grumpier > Old Men with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. He also had some great lines > about drinking, smoking, and eating bacon. He died shortly after the > film and left the rights for dirt nap to me. Took a dirt nap himself. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 Yeah, good ol' Burgess was hilarious in that movie. Hollister wrote: > > Hi Pete, > When you die they throw dirt in your grave so you can take a nice " dirt > nap " . I stole the expression from Burgess Meredith in the movie Grumpier > Old Men with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. He also had some great lines > about drinking, smoking, and eating bacon. He died shortly after the > film and left the rights for dirt nap to me. > > > > Pete Watts wrote: > > > > Wot's a dirt nap? a relapse? > > > > P. > > > > On Wed, 14 Jul 1999 01:11:22 Joe Berenbaum > > wrote: > > > > > At 16:54 12/07/99 -0700, you wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Hunt wrote: > > > >> > > > >> Clancy considered Chuck C., author of " A New Pair of Glasses, " to be his > > > >> sponsor. > > > > > > > >Hi Guys, > > > >True. > > > >Unfortunately, the venerable Chuck C. is presently taking the proverbial > > > > " dirt nap " . Although I'm no supporter of sponsorship, I think Chuck C. > > > >was the only thing that was holding Clancy's megalomaniacal aspirations > > > >in check. > > > > > > > > > > I think Chuck himself never had a sponsor. > > > > > > On one of his tapes, in between prattling on about him and God, he said so. > > > > > > You can't trust anybody these days. I hereby revoke my AA membership! > > > > > > > > > Joe Berenbaum > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > Just Tell Us What You Want... > > > Respond.com - Shopping the World for You! > > > http://clickhere./click/390 > > > > > > > > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > > - Simplifying group communications > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete Watts > > > > Owner > > PSY-PHAR Psychology/Psychiatry Outcome Research in PsychoPharm > > PD Personality Disorders Discussion > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Just Tell Us What You Want... > > Respond.com - Shopping the World for You! > > http://clickhere./click/390 > > > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > - Simplifying group communications > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Don't let the next virus knock you out! Special Offer to eGroups members > Install @Backup by June 30th and win a $100 Gift Certificate from Amazon > .com and @Backup free for a year! http://clickhere./click/363 > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 Yeah, good ol' Burgess was hilarious in that movie. Hollister wrote: > > Hi Pete, > When you die they throw dirt in your grave so you can take a nice " dirt > nap " . I stole the expression from Burgess Meredith in the movie Grumpier > Old Men with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. He also had some great lines > about drinking, smoking, and eating bacon. He died shortly after the > film and left the rights for dirt nap to me. > > > > Pete Watts wrote: > > > > Wot's a dirt nap? a relapse? > > > > P. > > > > On Wed, 14 Jul 1999 01:11:22 Joe Berenbaum > > wrote: > > > > > At 16:54 12/07/99 -0700, you wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Hunt wrote: > > > >> > > > >> Clancy considered Chuck C., author of " A New Pair of Glasses, " to be his > > > >> sponsor. > > > > > > > >Hi Guys, > > > >True. > > > >Unfortunately, the venerable Chuck C. is presently taking the proverbial > > > > " dirt nap " . Although I'm no supporter of sponsorship, I think Chuck C. > > > >was the only thing that was holding Clancy's megalomaniacal aspirations > > > >in check. > > > > > > > > > > I think Chuck himself never had a sponsor. > > > > > > On one of his tapes, in between prattling on about him and God, he said so. > > > > > > You can't trust anybody these days. I hereby revoke my AA membership! > > > > > > > > > Joe Berenbaum > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > Just Tell Us What You Want... > > > Respond.com - Shopping the World for You! > > > http://clickhere./click/390 > > > > > > > > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > > - Simplifying group communications > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete Watts > > > > Owner > > PSY-PHAR Psychology/Psychiatry Outcome Research in PsychoPharm > > PD Personality Disorders Discussion > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Just Tell Us What You Want... > > Respond.com - Shopping the World for You! > > http://clickhere./click/390 > > > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > > - Simplifying group communications > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Don't let the next virus knock you out! Special Offer to eGroups members > Install @Backup by June 30th and win a $100 Gift Certificate from Amazon > .com and @Backup free for a year! http://clickhere./click/363 > > eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 In a message dated 7/14/99 12:22:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time, johnhollister@... writes: << Remember an Apple a day keeps Dr. Bob away. >> Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love ya Apple. Jean ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 1999 Report Share Posted July 14, 1999 In a message dated 7/14/99 12:22:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time, johnhollister@... writes: << Remember an Apple a day keeps Dr. Bob away. >> Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love ya Apple. Jean ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 I think if I ever needed an excuse to be drunk, it might well be because someone actually named me Clancy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 Apple Javajen is me on AOL ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 I just thought of another outtake: Riding the baloney pony... > >Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups >To: 12-step-freeegroups >Subject: Re: Does Clancy have a sponsor? >Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 22:46:50 +0100 (GMT Daylight Time) > > >On Tue, 13 Jul 1999 21:50:23 -0700 Hollister > wrote: > > > Hi Pete, > > When you die they throw dirt in your grave so you can take a nice " dirt > > nap " . I stole the expression from Burgess Meredith in the movie Grumpier > > Old Men with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. He also had some great lines > > about drinking, smoking, and eating bacon. He died shortly after the > > film and left the rights for dirt nap to me. > >Took a dirt nap himself. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >Click Here to apply for a NextCard Internet Visa and start earning >FREE travel in HALF the time with the NextCard Rew@rds Program. >http://clickhere./click/449 > > > >eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications > > > > _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 awwww.... Hey Jean... do you go by the name JavaJen on Artofrecovery? If so, I have a question for you by private e-mail. Apple > << Remember an Apple a day keeps Dr. Bob away. >> > > > Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love ya Apple. > > Jean > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 Which does " ring " true since does'nt the Name Clancy remind one of a four legged beast of some sort with a bell around its neck? Close your eyes and think Clancy " I picture a demonic clown dressed in a judges robe. Or the strange member of ones family that always seemed to stay in the " back " of the house? Jen ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 1999 Report Share Posted July 15, 1999 heeeeheeeheee!!! wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=5865 > I think if I ever needed an excuse to be drunk, it might well be because > someone actually named me Clancy > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 1999 Report Share Posted July 17, 1999 In a message dated 7/13/99 8:25:27 PM Central Daylight Time, awatt04@... writes: << Wot's a dirt nap? a relapse? >> It's also known as " the great abstinence, " or " pushing up daisies. " ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 1999 Report Share Posted July 17, 1999 In a message dated 7/13/99 8:25:27 PM Central Daylight Time, awatt04@... writes: << Wot's a dirt nap? a relapse? >> It's also known as " the great abstinence, " or " pushing up daisies. " ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free - Simplifying group communications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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