Guest guest Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Kellie and Carolyn and all, I am calling around to try to get a dx, too. I just made my first calls today. I hope they don't say I am NT-- I will really feel weird! Speaking of dx:: Here are a few neuropsych jokes: (1) Did you hear about the faceblind Aspie who could not recognize her imaginary friends? (2) A person went in to be tested. The tester help up pictures, and asked the subject what he saw in them. To the first, the subject replied, " I see trains " . To the second, the subject stated, : " I see a timetable, with the numbers kind of blurry " . To the third, the answer was: " I see railroad tracks and dust, where a train just went by recently " . There were about 21 more pictures, and the answers were similar: all train related. The tester concluded, " I think you have an obsession with trains. " The subject protested, " Hay, these were your pictures! " (3) Q: How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb has to be willing to change. apricot305 wrote: Hi Carolyn, I have two other official diagnoses' but I am still going to pursue getting an official one for having Aspergers. I feel it can only help me to have this because it is illegal to not hire or to fire someone because of a disability. I am still needing more testing to get the diagnosis but so far the one psyciatrist who did test me say's it is very possible and that I need more testing. I know I have it because of all the studying I've done and from what other's in my family have told me. I now have a case worker to help me in finding housing and a job that fit's me. Good Luck Kellie Recent Activity 1 New Members Visit Your Group FruitaBü Group A Parent´s Place to share ideas on family cooking. Yahoo! Groups Moderator Central Connecting a world of moderators. New business? Get new customers. List your web site in Yahoo! Search. . --------------------------------- Check out the hottest 2008 models today at Yahoo! Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 > > (2) A person went in to be tested. The tester help up pictures, and asked the subject what he saw in them. To the first, the subject replied, " I see trains " . To the second, the subject stated, : " I see a timetable, with the numbers kind of blurry " . To the third, the answer was: " I see railroad tracks and dust, where a train just went by recently " . There were about 21 more pictures, and the answers were similar: all train related. > > The tester concluded, " I think you have an obsession with trains. " > > The subject protested, " Hay, these were your pictures! " > I have a Toung Tangler for you. Have you heard about Snuff? Well there's Dipping Snuff and Sniffing Snuff. You can Dip Dipping Snuff and you can Sniff Sniffing Snuff but you can't Dip Sniffing Snuff and you can't Sniff Dipping Snuff. And that's Snuff. Try saying that 3 times fast. And as for the previous message joke I have a not too clean but funny version of that joke but won't post it unless someone asks for it. Kellie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 ----- Original Message ----- > > I have a Toung Tangler for you. > > Have you heard about Snuff? Well there's Dipping Snuff and Sniffing Snuff. > You can Dip Dipping Snuff and you can Sniff Sniffing Snuff but you can't > Dip Sniffing Snuff > and you can't Sniff Dipping Snuff. And that's Snuff. > > Try saying that 3 times fast. I can't say it fast. > > And as for the previous message joke I have a not too clean but funny > version of that joke > but won't post it unless someone asks for it. Let me be first in line then. D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Here's another joke, also from my Dad. Autistic kid comes up to a group of NT kids and start speaking. " Hey! Rather than doing incomprehensible things with each other, why don't you all talk with me about genetics? Oh, they all ran away. Oh, well, I guess I'll go back to examining tree bark. " Ettina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 ----- Original Message ----- > > > This man goes to a phyciatrist to do an ink blot test. So the good Doctor > show's the man > an ink blot. The man say's it's a naked woman with big hooters. When the > Dr. show's the > man the second one the man say's it's two people having sex. " The third > ink blot is a real > sexy woman covered in whipped cream. " say's the man. This goes on for > every ink blot. > Then the Dr. say's " You have a dirty mind and your obsessed with sex " To > which the man > says " Hey Doc your the one with the dirty pictures. " LOL! D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Ettina, This is funny! abnormaldiversity wrote: Here's another joke, also from my Dad. Autistic kid comes up to a group of NT kids and start speaking. " Hey! Rather than doing incomprehensible things with each other, why don't you all talk with me about genetics? Oh, they all ran away. Oh, well, I guess I'll go back to examining tree bark. " Ettina __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Hi, regarding singing songs relating to the what is going on, I know all about that!!! I do it to such an extream, that I am able to think of a several songs not just about the task but also about the sentance it's self i.e the words and/or the message, all whilst having a conversation. I try not to do it around others anymore as I have become self-concious about it. I do regard it as a skill as it is bazzarley impressive a kind of party trick. It is a part of who I am and depending on who is subected to it, they are either irrated, confused or amused. Fran(que) ___________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Answers - Got a question? Someone out there knows the answer. Try it now. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Yes I'm awear that it is a drink, but do you get the joke? Re: Re: HUMOR CHALLENGE Prosopagnosia <http://dictionary. reference. com/browse/ prosopagnosia> > > > A Harvey Wallbanger is a type of alcoholic drink, I believe. > > By the way, does anyone know how to pronounce prosopagnosia (face > blindness)?? I just figured out that I have it and I'd like to be able to > pronounce it!! > > Carolyn, who is relieved that the inability to remember people by their > faces is not a matter of pure laziness > > ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ > Email and AIM finally together. You've gotta check out free AOL Mail! - > http://mail. aol.com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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