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Kellie and Carolyn and all,

I am calling around to try to get a dx, too. I just made my first calls

today. I hope they don't say I am NT-- I will really feel weird! Speaking of

dx::

Here are a few neuropsych jokes:

(1) Did you hear about the faceblind Aspie who could not recognize her

imaginary friends?

(2) A person went in to be tested. The tester help up pictures, and asked the

subject what he saw in them. To the first, the subject replied, " I see trains " .

To the second, the subject stated, : " I see a timetable, with the numbers kind of

blurry " . To the third, the answer was: " I see railroad tracks and dust, where a

train just went by recently " . There were about 21 more pictures, and the

answers were similar: all train related.

The tester concluded, " I think you have an obsession with trains. "

The subject protested, " Hay, these were your pictures! "

(3)

Q: How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but the lightbulb has to be willing to change.

apricot305 wrote:

Hi Carolyn,

I have two other official diagnoses' but I am still going to pursue getting an

official one for

having Aspergers. I feel it can only help me to have this because it is illegal

to not hire or

to fire someone because of a disability. I am still needing more testing to get

the diagnosis

but so far the one psyciatrist who did test me say's it is very possible and

that I need more

testing. I know I have it because of all the studying I've done and from what

other's in my

family have told me. I now have a case worker to help me in finding housing and

a job that

fit's me.

Good Luck Kellie

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> (2) A person went in to be tested. The tester help up pictures, and asked

the subject

what he saw in them. To the first, the subject replied, " I see trains " . To the

second, the

subject stated, : " I see a timetable, with the numbers kind of blurry " . To the

third, the

answer was: " I see railroad tracks and dust, where a train just went by

recently " . There

were about 21 more pictures, and the answers were similar: all train related.

>

> The tester concluded, " I think you have an obsession with trains. "

>

> The subject protested, " Hay, these were your pictures! "

>

I have a Toung Tangler for you.

Have you heard about Snuff? Well there's Dipping Snuff and Sniffing Snuff.

You can Dip Dipping Snuff and you can Sniff Sniffing Snuff but you can't Dip

Sniffing Snuff

and you can't Sniff Dipping Snuff. And that's Snuff.

Try saying that 3 times fast. :)

And as for the previous message joke I have a not too clean but funny version of

that joke

but won't post it unless someone asks for it.

Kellie

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----- Original Message -----

>

> I have a Toung Tangler for you.

>

> Have you heard about Snuff? Well there's Dipping Snuff and Sniffing Snuff.

> You can Dip Dipping Snuff and you can Sniff Sniffing Snuff but you can't

> Dip Sniffing Snuff

> and you can't Sniff Dipping Snuff. And that's Snuff.

>

> Try saying that 3 times fast. :)

I can't say it fast. :)

>

> And as for the previous message joke I have a not too clean but funny

> version of that joke

> but won't post it unless someone asks for it.

Let me be first in line then.

D.

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Here's another joke, also from my Dad.

Autistic kid comes up to a group of NT kids and start speaking.

" Hey! Rather than doing incomprehensible things with each other, why

don't you all talk with me about genetics? Oh, they all ran away. Oh,

well, I guess I'll go back to examining tree bark. "

Ettina

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>

> This man goes to a phyciatrist to do an ink blot test. So the good Doctor

> show's the man

> an ink blot. The man say's it's a naked woman with big hooters. When the

> Dr. show's the

> man the second one the man say's it's two people having sex. " The third

> ink blot is a real

> sexy woman covered in whipped cream. " say's the man. This goes on for

> every ink blot.

> Then the Dr. say's " You have a dirty mind and your obsessed with sex " To

> which the man

> says " Hey Doc your the one with the dirty pictures. "

LOL!

D.

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Ettina,

This is funny!

abnormaldiversity wrote:

Here's another joke, also from my Dad.

Autistic kid comes up to a group of NT kids and start speaking.

" Hey! Rather than doing incomprehensible things with each other, why

don't you all talk with me about genetics? Oh, they all ran away. Oh,

well, I guess I'll go back to examining tree bark. "

Ettina

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Hi,

regarding singing songs relating to the what is going on, I know all about

that!!! I do it to such an extream, that I am able to think of a several songs

not just about the task but also about the sentance it's self i.e the words

and/or the message, all whilst having a conversation. I try not to do it around

others anymore as I have become self-concious about it. I do regard it as a

skill as it is bazzarley impressive a kind of party trick. It is a part of who I

am and depending on who is subected to it, they are either irrated, confused or

amused.

Fran(que)

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Yes I'm awear that it is a drink, but do you get the joke?

Re: Re: HUMOR CHALLENGE

Prosopagnosia <http://dictionary. reference. com/browse/ prosopagnosia>

>

>

> A Harvey Wallbanger is a type of alcoholic drink, I believe.

>

> By the way, does anyone know how to pronounce prosopagnosia (face

> blindness)?? I just figured out that I have it and I'd like to be able to

> pronounce it!!

>

> Carolyn, who is relieved that the inability to remember people by their

> faces is not a matter of pure laziness

>

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