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> First Name:

Hildegarde. I'm incognito

> Age:

I dunno. Cut me in half & count the rings.

> Height:

Measured from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet.

> Weight:

Only my doctor knows

> Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

>anchondrophasia?:

Nope. It's because I once signed on to a listserv & asked very

personal questions without using any social skills to explain why I

was doing so.

> Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> what are they?:

I'm on the Olympic luge team.

> Is their a particular type of community that you prefer to live in?

First, you seek the use of the adverb THERE, not the prounoun THEIR.

Yes, I prefer to live in a community where I'm not subjected to

surveys such as this simply because I exist.

> What is your occupation?

Future lottery winner.

> Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do you prefer?

Queen, but dagnabit, some chick named already took that job.

> Do you feel that you have been discriminated against while trying

>to get a job?

Yup. See above. Just because I wasn't born into royalty they think

I'm not qualified.

> Are you discriminated against on the job site; if so,

> # of people and about how often?

Prince was very nasty towards me at the interview. Princess

Anne was okay but only when Chuck wasn't around.

> What are some special considerations that you have

> such as…..

>What means of transportation do you use?

space pack.

>Where do you get your clothes?

' discards. I look fetching in that green dress.

>Do you expect any special treatments?

Duh. I'm the Queen aren't I???

>Relationships (do you prefer to date other small people)

I prefer to date on Ford but there is that nasty issue of a

restraining order.

> Family history (origin, status, etc):

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show; My momma would dance

for the money they'd throw...

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> First Name:

Yes

>

> Age:

Old as the hills but younger than the dirt...

>

> Height:

Sorry, I'm afraid heights

>

> Weight:

Not for very long because I'm in a hurry

>

> Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

> anchondrophasia?:

It is a mental illness. I just imagine I am short.

>

> Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> what are they?:

No. But I am an athletic supporter. (See mental illness response)

>

> Is their a particular type of community that you

> prefer to live in?

Yes. A small village of Amazon Women

>

> What is your occupation?

No occupation. I do have a pre-occupation but there are women

and children present.

>

> Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do you

> prefer?

Ones that pay cash. You're not with the IRS are you.

>

> Do you feel that you have been discriminated against

> while trying to get a job?

Yes. But the legal settlements ease the pain.

>

> Are you discriminated against on the job site; if so,

> # of people and about how often?

Yes. There are people out to get me. I hear their voices.

(See mental illness response)

>

> What are some special considerations that you have

> such as…..

> - What means of transportation do you use?

People come to me, I don't go to them.

>

> - Where do you get your clothes?

" And clothes are used for...? "

>

> - Do you expect any special treatments?

Well, there was that one time with the two

blonde chinese girls and the llama. But I

don't expect that kind of special treatment

all of the time.

>

> - Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

> people)

Are you crazy. I'm a lonely dwarf with no social life.

Given the chance I would date your mother.

>

> Family history (origin, status, etc):

You know about my family? What do you know about my family?

Tell me. Where are they? I have to know. Please tell me.

>

>

Oh, I have question. Do you still give away those cool paper crowns?

(See mental illness response)

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What is the purpose of this survey? No one in their right mind would

participate in this since we do not know who it is from and why it is

being posted.

> First Name:

>

> Age:

>

> Height:

>

> Weight:

>

> Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

> anchondrophasia?:

>

> Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> what are they?:

>

> Is their a particular type of community that you

> prefer to live in?

>

> What is your occupation?

>

> Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do you

> prefer?

>

> Do you feel that you have been discriminated against

> while trying to get a job?

>

> Are you discriminated against on the job site; if so,

> # of people and about how often?

>

> What are some special considerations that you have

> such as…..

> - What means of transportation do you use?

>

> - Where do you get your clothes?

>

> - Do you expect any special treatments?

>

> - Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

> people)

>

> Family history (origin, status, etc):

>

>

> __________________________________________________

>

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> First Name: yomama

>

> Age: old as the hills

>

> Height: too tall for some and not tall enough for others

>

> Weight: tipping the scales

>

> Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

> anchondrophasia?: who says I am small

>

> Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> what are they?: I bungie jump every day.

>

> Is their a particular type of community that you

> prefer to live in? Siberia

>

> What is your occupation? toilet tissue assembler

>

> Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do you

> prefer? anything that deals with toilet tissue

>

> Do you feel that you have been discriminated against

> while trying to get a job? from what?

>

> Are you discriminated against on the job site; if so,

> # of people and about how often? like I said, from what?

>

> What are some special considerations that you have

> such as…..

> - What means of transportation do you use? astro travel

>

> - Where do you get your clothes? Mattel Inc-Barbie Doll size

>

> - Do you expect any special treatments? to be treated like the

Queen

>

> - Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

> people) No-I like aliens

>

> Family history (origin, status, etc): I came from a pod-via body

snatchers

>

>

> __________________________________________________

>

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First Name: Due to an ongoing contract dispute with my record company, I've

changed my name to an unpronounceable glyph: Æ

Age: Neolithic...or is it Paleolithic? Cenozoic? Jurassic? I always get

confused.

Height: 5,280 feet. (I'm about a mile high right now!...anybody else got

the munchies?)

Weight: Okay, I'm weighting.

Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

anchondrophasia?:

I have to ask, what in the hell is " anchondrophasia " ? It sounds really

serious. I'd sure hate to have it, especially since I can't even *pronounce*

it.

Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

what are they?:

Yes, I'm an active participant in Big People Tossing.

Is their a particular type of community that you

prefer to live in?

Yes, the type of community where they shoot pollsters.

What is your occupation?

Senior Supervising Associate Bad Ass, 3rd class.

Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do you

prefer?

House painting, ceiling fan installation, shingler. (Were you expecting

" Santa's Little Helper " ?)

Do you feel that you have been discriminated against

while trying to get a job?

All the time. You don't think the lip piercings had anything to do with it,

do you?

Are you discriminated against on the job site; if so,

# of people and about how often?

No, but I tend to be rather discriminating myself. Wasn't it Jerry Rubin

who said in the 60's, " Never trust anyone over 30 " ? Well, we LPs have an

expression, " Never trust anyone who sends a stupid anonymous survey. "

What are some special considerations that you have

such as…..

- What means of transportation do you use?

Pogosticks, or sometimes one of those big tricycles they have leftover at

the Circus Surplus.

- Where do you get your clothes?

A shipment of Ken doll accessories recently " fell off the truck " near my

house. I am set for life, I tell ya.

- Do you expect any special treatments?

Pucker up, baby.

- Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

people)

Is that a come-on? I'll have to pass...the last time I dated someone called

" Burger King " I kept hearing that stupid, " Hamburger and small fry " joke

over and over again.

Family history (origin, status, etc):

My mom was a gargoyle, my dad a Norwegian troll. Thank goodness that the

stork brought me.

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--- Burger King <multicultural_interviewer1@...>

wrote:

> First Name: Steve

>

> Age: 19, going to be 20 in Dec.

>

> Height: 4'0 "

>

> Weight: 105

>

> Is your small size the effects of a disorder such as

> anchondrophasia?:yeah

>

> Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> what are they?: intramural basketball at my school

>

> Is their a particular type of community that you

> prefer to live in?

> Withouth a doubt it has to be the community I

live in now and that is college community.

> What is your occupation? College Student

>

> Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do

> you

> prefer?

Anything that doesn't make me look stupid cause

i'm an LP. I'm going to be a succesful business man

and have people respect me for who I am. I'm not

going to be like some LP's who get hired to work at

parties and dress as Leprechauns and shit like that.

Why anyone would want to put themselves down like

that? Beats the heck out of me.

>

> Do you feel that you have been discriminated against

> while trying to get a job?

NO, whenever i'm discriminated against, I catch

it and confront those people about it with a firm and

stern attitude, and I always get apologized to.

>

> Are you discriminated against on the job site; if

> so,

> # of people and about how often?

>

> What are some special considerations that you have

> such as…..

> - What means of transportation do you use?

Don't have money for a car so I walk or

my boys drive me around.

>

> - Where do you get your clothes?

> Anywhere, Polo, Abercrombie, Banana

Republic. I fit into any and just about all Man Small

shirts. My pants I just have altered.

>

> - Do you expect any special treatments?

> Definetely Not. Never.....If special

treatment is given to me I ask that it stops.

> - Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

> people)

> I've never dated an lp woman before, not

that I don't want to or anything, I just never met

any.

>

> Family history (origin, status, etc): I'm Italian,

my father was born in Italy.

>

>

> __________________________________________________

>

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> > First Name:

> >

> > Age: 18 ( I turn 19 in Sept. of next year)

> >

> > Height: 3'8 "

> >

> > Weight: 85 ( give or take a pound or two!)

> >

> > Is your small size the effects of a disorder such

> as

> > anchondrophasia?:No, Diastrophic Dysplasia

> >

> > Do you take part in any athletic activities, if so

> > what are they?: No, never was the sporty type!

> >

> > Is their a particular type of community that you

> > prefer to live in?

> > Any place where there are alot of nice people

>

>

> > What is your occupation? Student(senior in HS)

> >

> > Because of your size what jobs or types of jobs do

> > you

> > prefer?

> Well, I want to go to medical school to become

> a pediatrician. Im thinking of building my practice

around little people.

>>

> > Do you feel that you have been discriminated

> against

> > while trying to get a job?

Actually I have! But I got over it!!!

> >

> > Are you discriminated against on the job site; if

> > so,

> > # of people and about how often?

>

> >

> > What are some special considerations that you have

> > such as…..

> > - What means of transportation do you use?

Don't have my car yet! My friends take me

places.

> > - Where do you get your clothes?

> > Naything compy!! Jeans and a tee are

fine w/ me! Although, pants have to be altered.

> >

> > - Do you expect any special treatments?

> > NO! I just ask that they treat me like

they'd treat anyone else!

>

> > - Relationships (do you prefer to date other small

> > people)

> > I've never dated another LP before,

although I must admit, the idea really intises me!

> >

> > Family history (origin, status, etc): On my mom's

side there are many different origins! On my dad's

though, it's all German.

> >

> > __________________________________________________

> >

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No birth control pills (well only for about 4 weeks and that was over25 years ago).

Was diagnosed at age 46......my children were 24 and 27 at that time......I have gone through "natural" (meaning no surgery...all female parts still in tact) menopause recently. I am now 48. Wouldn't be surprised if my Grave's has been menopause related.

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Birth control pills many years ago (in my 20's). 3 kids, my last nearly 14 and thyroid only recently discovered. (Although I've always BEHAVED hyper, and think I may have been borderline/mild for a long,long time! Is that possible?)

Love,

Peta x

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Birth control: Yes, for many years. Not presently; more than

12yrs since I took birth control pills.

Diagnosis: I was pregnant with my second son when my thyroid nodule

was discovered.

Donna

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Tmmw71@... wrote:

Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little

short survey of all the women out

there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short,

a simple yes or

no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the

easy questions.

First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in

your life?

Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant

or after

having a child?

Thank you so much for your responses.

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1) Yes

2) No - mine happened exactly at menopause

Arlene

Survey

>Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short survey of all the women

out

>there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a simple yes

or

>no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy

questions.

>

>First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your

life?

>Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after

>having a child?

>

>Thank you so much for your responses.

>

>

>

>

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>

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I took birth control pills when I was a teenager.

My youngest child is 26. I was diagnosed with graves/hyperT about 18 months ago while in my 50's. I have been off medication and fine for over a year. Hope this helps. Zoey

Survey

Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short survey of all the women out there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a simple yes or no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy questions. First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your life? Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after having a child?Thank you so much for your responses.

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I do love a good survey!

1) no... never ever took the birth control pill or any hormone adjusting

pill.

2) Never been pregnant

Hope that helps

DAWN ROSE

>From: Tmmw71@...

>Reply-hyperthyroidism

>hyperthyroidism

>Subject: Survey

>Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:32:09 EST

>

>Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short survey of all the women

>out

>there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a simple yes

>or

>no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy

>questions.

>

>First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your

>life?

>Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after

>having a child?

>

>Thank you so much for your responses.

>

>

>

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1. No, was unable to tolerate, became somewhat psycho on them

2. Thyroid problems started after birth of first child, but were mild. No

medical care to

speak of till menopause sent me into a thyroid storm.

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1). Yes, many years ago (over 20).

2). No, children are 23, 22, 21, & 7; was dx June 2001.

Survey

Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short survey of all the women out there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a simple yes or no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy questions. First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your life? Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after having a child?Thank you so much for your responses.

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Yes to birth control pills.

Yes after child bearing - A lot of us my age appear to have had children.

Kate

Tmmw71@... wrote:

Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short

survey of all the women out

there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a

simple yes or

no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy

questions.

First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your

life?

Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after

having a child?

Thank you so much for your responses.

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hello..this is the first time to respond to site

1. yes, i did take the pill for aprox. 6 months years ago, when i was 25.

i stoped because it gave me hot flashes.

2. i was diagnosed the second month of my pregnancy. BIG complications.

suspcted reason for the miscarrage of first child.

jennifer

Survey

> Hi everyone. I just wanted to do a little short survey of all the women

out

> there (sorry guys). When you respond, please keep it short, a simple yes

or

> no will do and maybe a line or two of info. OK here are the easy

questions.

>

> First, how many of you have taken birth control pills sometime in your

life?

> Second, how many of you were diagnosed after becoming pregnant or after

> having a child?

>

> Thank you so much for your responses.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

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Hi Tracey,

I am 27 and was diagnosed after the birth of my second child. I have never

taken the pill before though.

Jen in Canada (off PTU since Oct. 14th 2001) diagnosed in July 2001 with

hyperthyroidism, possibly Graves

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I found this on the "Rare Disease Network" site. I thought it would be helpful, especially for those who are new.

I'd like to start a brief survey here on our group - a single thread > where we can store a bit of information on our group members. I hope > everyone would like to participate. (I recommend posting responses > specifically to this thread rather than the group in general and > interspersing answers with the questions if possible).> > Survey Questions:> > 1. Name J.C.

> 2. Location (city and state/province, country) Colorado> 3. Age you developed achalasia 14> 4. Age you are today 40> 5. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

McCollum UMKC Kansas City> 6. How happy you are with your doctor and current medical care.

Very Happy> 7. What standard treatments they have had and their outcome (briefly)> I have 3 surgeries all thoracic. The outcome from the second ( a wrap) was not good and required the wrap be taken down. othern then that outcome has been excellent> 8. What alternative treatments they have had and their outcome > (briefly). I am currently using L-Arginine with great results.> 9. Something that they are greatful for (a happy note to end our > survey) That God has been with me through all of this. He has protected me and he has directed the doctors.>

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> > Survey Questions:

> >

> > 1. Name:

>

> > 2. Location (city and state/province, country): Adelaide, Australiao

> > 3. Age you developed achalasia 6 years

> > 4. Age you are today: 11 years

> > 5. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

> Prof G son, Women's & Children's Hospital

> > 6. How happy you are with your doctor and current medical care.

> Fairly Happy

> > 7. What standard treatments they have had and their outcome

> (briefly)

> > 3 dilatations; Hellers myotomy & Nissen fundoplication

Outcome: Fair

> > 8. What alternative treatments they have had and their outcome

> > (briefly). None

> > 9. Something that they are greatful for (a happy note to end our

> > survey)

> >

>

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JC I think you have a good Idea. I noticed the UMKC below here in Kansas City. Did you mean KUMC Kansas University Medical Center. KU is where my last surgery was done.

Ed

----- Original Message -----

. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

McCollum UMKC Kansas City

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>

> > > Survey Questions:

> > >

> > > 1. Name: > >

> > > 2. Location (city and state/province, country): Brighton,

Michigan

> > > 3. Age you developed achalasia 31 years

> > > 4. Age you are today: 38 years

> > > 5. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

> > Dr. Richter - Cleveland Clinic, Dr. Rice-

Surgeon - Cleveland Clinic

> > > 6. How happy you are with your doctor and current medical care.

> > Very Happy

> > > 7. What standard treatments they have had and their outcome

> > (briefly)

> > > 1 dilatation in 1996; Heller myotomy in 2001

> Outcome: So far very good

> > > 8. What alternative treatments they have had and their outcome

> > > (briefly). None

> > > 9. Something that they are greatful for (a happy note to end our

> > > survey) To have had the surgery, resulting in getting a good

nights sleep, eating with very little struggle, and a patient and

supportive wife. And to hopefully never have the monometry test

again the rest of my living days!!!

> > >

> >

> >

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> > Survey Questions:

> >

> > 1. Name :Diane

>

> > 2. Location (city and state/province, country) New York State

> > 3. Age you developed achalasia 42

> > 4. Age you are today 42

> > 5. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

> Doctor Camp. Kingston New York (gastro)

> > 6. How happy you are with your doctor and current medical care.

> not at all .as of yet

> > 7. What standard treatments they have had and their outcome

reglan and protonix

> >

> > 8. What alternative treatments they have had and their outcome

> > none

> > 9. Something that they are greatful for (a happy note to end our

> > survey) I know God is with me, and my very supportive Husband

> >

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1. Name (first is enough if people don't feel comfortable giving

their full name)-- Magg

2. Location (city and state/province, country)--Montgomery, Al

3. Age you developed Achalasia 70

4. Age you are today 71

5. Your main treating doctor's name and practice location

Dr. Slaughter - UAB Medical Center - Birmingham, Al

6. How happy you are with your doctor and current medical care

Happy

7. What standard treatments they have had and their outcome

(briefly). Two Botox Shots - No Help - 1 Dilatation

Successful for 3 months---symptoms beginning to

return.

8. What alternative treatments they have had and their outcome

(briefly). None

9. Something that they are grateful for (a happy note to end our

survey) I am so grateful that I waited so many years

before developing this dreadful disease. I will

never have to live with it as long as some of you

already have. I am also grateful for those who

understand.

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