The Fake Boob List

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Did an interesting search on Deja.com and this is something that I found. There's quite a few entries under this "Fake Boob List!"

Patty

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* The Fake Boob List** ==================****Last updated 2000/12/09****A list of female celebrities who've had their breasts mutilated. **- They are Ugly. They are Unnatural. They are Abnormal.**If Breast Implants weren't bad why do they lie about having them? **- They are Dishonest. They are Liars.**They get them to be noticed, to get a "breast up" on their competition. **- They are Cheaters.**Breast Implants have been linked to numerous illnesses.**- They are Stupid. They are Careless.****Watch the movie "Breast Men". You must see this. It's the tragic history of how**this perversion was first invented in 1962 by a failed Doctor who was laughed **out of the Medical Profession.****Breast Implants followed by Date of disfigurement: (e.g. Milano is ok to watch **until 1992 then not)**s=by decade, modifiers e=early m=mid l=late**R=removed**xy?=date uncertain**a range indicates when implants were put in and later removed**?=unconfirmed**>xxxx date last seen to be ok, <yyyy date implants were first observed ****N.B. There's no point in listing every porn star, every playmate/pet so know **that they're all implants starting in the 90's. Wouldn't want to give the **unknown ones any publicity. ****Ali Landry l90s - nice face, what a waste**Alyssa Milano 1992 - was one of the great italian beauties before

**Amber m90s - kinda ugly, no loss** Falchi 90s - ditto** e90s - ugly blonde bimbo, who cares**Asha Siewkumar 1993 - the worst nightmare, indian beauty disfigured **Athena Massey 90s - dark beauty, a real shame as there was no before **Avalon Anders m90s - blonde bimbo** Ledford/ 1993? - just a penthouse model**Brett m90s - at least she admitted it**Brigitte Nielsen >1985 - woo, she was still natural in Red Sonja

**Britney Spears 1999 - at least she was fine in her first video

**Caprice Bourret 90s - blonde bimbo, yawn**Carmen Electra 1996 - brunette bimbo** Westcott 90s ? - rather cute faced blonde, rather a pity

**Cher 90s - sings good, radio yes, vidoes no** Love e90s RMar1993 1999? - fucked up girl can't make her mind up

**Cyia Batten m90s - dancer, sneaky ones almost missed 'em** Rothrock 90s ? - petite and kinda cute, too bad**Dana Plato m90s ? - at least she was out of the limelight**Dannii Minogue 90s - at least we still have her better looking sister

**Debi Giezing e90s - dumb starlet**Deborah Shelton 90s - over the hill implants**Demi >1991 - at least we have many good movies with her before ** s m90s - very cute kathy ireland twin, terrible shame **Dolly Parton e80s - yech**Ely Pouget e90s ? - damn she was a fine brunette, this sucks** Eleniak e90s ? - just another playmate, kinda cute face

**Farrah Fawcett l90s - too many drugs I guess, at least it was late in life **Faye Grant 90s ? - if true it's a bad one, she was sweet**Faye Resnick 90s - some starlet**Gena Lee Nolin 90s - another playmate**Heidi Mark 90s - playmate (like there are any real boobs in that mag anymore)

**Iman e90s Rl90s - damn she was fine, at least she got rid of 'em

**Jane Fonda 90s - after her best years, so not too much loss**Janet <1993 - hmmm a jackson having plastic surgery? gee really? **Janice m90s - starlet** 1981-1992 - came to her senses** McCarthy 1992 - playmate, and very annoying**Jerry Hall 90s - odd looking model, oh well** Hahn 90s - for playboy (may that mag rot in hell)**Joan Hackett <80 - early one, too bad she was pretty**Jody Watley 1998 - for playboy (burn 'em unless they're pre 1985)

** Strain 90s - penthouse i think, pity though, nice face**Kari Wuhrer 90s - lovely brunette, damn that's lousy**Kathrin Nicholson m90s - beautiful blonde, rare enough it's sad

**Kiana Tom 90s - you'd think a fitness buff would know better

**LaToya e80s - another jackson**Laurie Simpson m90s - french, pretty, what a waste**Lola Falana 70s? - kinda before my time**Loretta Lynn 70s? - ditto**Lynn Whitfield 1991 - butchered for that josephine baker movie, that sucks **Mariel Hemingway e80s R1993 m90s - pity, rather interesting looking babe **Marilyn Monroe 50s - ultimate blonde bimbo, never did like her anyways **Margaux Hemingway 80s - same as her sister** McDonough 1984-1994 - came to her senses** Tyler 1991 - in old age, no loss**May Karasun m90s - starlet** Brown 2000 - Scary Spice, what a nutter, goes well with her tongue

** Griffith 1990 - she was so cute before, pity she's still working ** Behr m90s - starlet**Mia Sara >1992 <1994 - god she was so fine, utterly horrible that she did it

** Parent 90s - blonde porno star** Fairchild <1990 - was natural in first season of her soap series (81)

** Eggert e90s R1994 - thank god she's free of them, cute blonde ** Simpson 90s ? - was she a starlet? musta been**Nina Hartley 90s - porn star, best work pre**Pamela e90s - the most hideous ugly blonde cow in the world **Patti D'Arbanville >1987 <1993 - damn she was fine before, plenty work pre

**Patti McGuire l70s ? - playmate, never did like her, finally figured out why ** Palmieri e90s - small implants but didn't fool me**Rhonda Shear 80s - dumb starlet**Rita Jenrette 80s - dumb congressman's wife and playboy model**Roseanne 90s - like ewwwww**Roshumba >1992 ? - damn she was fine, not too sure but looks bad now

**Roz 80s R90s - before my time**Sable 90s - some wrestling bimbo/starlet**Sally Kirkland 80s RAug1998 - sadly had them during her prime years, damn

** Pariente <1995 - European, damn it. Was hoping not see any. **Serenity 90s - stupid enough to ride on a air cushion, you can see the outline

**Shannen Doherty 1992 ? - how stupid, she was the babe of 90210 before that

** Tweed e80s - playmate**Sharon Mann 90s - an exercise show person, can you believe it?

**Sharon Stone e90s - did few movies pre sadly** e90s - body double, lousy body, what gives?** Valentine 90s - playmate** Seymour <1989 - i bought her 1993 calendar, i want my damn money back**Stevie Nicks 1976-1994 - great singer, was devastated to hear of it **Tammy Parks e90s - porn star, cute face, a crying shame**Tammy Wynette 70s? - before my time**Tawny Kitaen 80s ? - nice eyebrows, damn**Tea Leoni June1996 - very skinny, now with plastic bulges**Tiffani-Amber Thiessen m90s - she was nice on SBTB at least, a shame now

**Tina 90s ? - great singer, hope they were 90's cause she seemed hot 80s

**Toni Braxton 1998? ? - beautiful singer, what a crying shame**Tori Spelling e90s - i rather liked her before even if many think she's a dog ** Tweed e80s - playmate's sister**Valarie Rae 2000 - supporting cast on Dark Angel unfortunately ** Angel m90s - we finally meet Ms. Angel and it's not a divine thing ** Silverstedt 90s - playmate** Hamilton 90s - playmate turned actress, very pretty, what a waste. **Whitney Houston 1997? ? - great singer, beautiful model, many good years pre

****Breast Reductions (sheer stupidity but at least they're still natural in that **there's no artificial junk imbedded in their bodies):****Drew Barrymore Age 16**Kim Fields**Loni **Phyllis Diller**Robin Quivers**Roseanne**Soleil Moon Frye**Ursula Andress**Whoopi Goldberg****Thanks to all those who've contributed to this list.****-- **/\/\ /-\ ><**http://www.hwcn.org/~ac575/Profile.html**It's the last month of the 20th Century folks!**C:\WINDOWS>del *.* Death to Windows!**Ban/Boycott breast implants.