Interesting fact & a joke

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a

pig.) And now I finally understand this joke:

And that sure goes a long way to explain this joke:

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He

called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet

told him he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered okay and hung up the

phone. Unclear

on what the vet meant by artificial insemination, the farmer decided it

must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded all the

pigs in his pickup and drove down to the woods and shagged them all. The

next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know

if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be lying down

rolling in the mud, but when he looked out the window not even one was

lying down. So, he loaded them up in his pickup again and drove them to

the woods and shagged them all again. To his dismay they were all

standing the next morning. So, again he loads the pigs in his truck

drives them to the woods and shags them for the third time. By the next

morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his wife to hop out of bed and

look out the window to see what the pigs are doing. She says " hmmm

- that's weird, they are all in the truck and one of them is blowing the

horn " .

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