Guest guest Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a > small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you > remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We > went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made > love to you.> Yes," she says, "I remember it well.>> " Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we > can do it for old time's sake. " Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that > sounds like a good idea," she answers.>> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all > this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see > these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an > eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk > haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking > sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way > to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down > and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs > on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the > most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are > bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about > forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her > hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, > they both collapse panting on the ground.> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life > that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground > recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their > clothes back on.> The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was > going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the > couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have > been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You > must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of > secret?"> The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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