Guest guest Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Groan.... Good one. You still have Krogers? I remember we had them years ago when I was a kid. It was Krambo's then Kroger Krambo's then they just disappeared, from the midwest anyway. -dz- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 I have looked at this posting for a while thinking that I didn't want to read about some nut going crazy at the local Kroger. Since we're more relaxed in our house tonight after the biopsy I thought " why not " . I am so glad I did. Cute laugh. Thanks. Hey, think Artie has a brother/cousin here in the Dallas area. I'm sure we could scare up a couple bucks if he could hold down the doc while Shane and I show him what a liver biopsy feels like. Ya'll enjoy your Friday night! Jen > Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a > > > young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large > > > insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and > > > arranging to have her killed. > > > > > > A " friend of a friend " put him in touch with a nefarious underworld > > > figure who went by the name of " Artie. " > > > > > > Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a > > > spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount > > > but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his > > > wife's insurance money. > > > > > > Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up his > > > wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. > > > > > > Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the > > > dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. > > > > > > A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Kroger gr! > > > ocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and > > > proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. > > > > > > As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the > > > floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto > > > the scene. > > > > > > Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to > > > strangle the produce manager as well. > > > > > > Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden cameras > > > and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the > > > police. > > > > > > Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store. > > > > > > Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the > > > sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless > > > husband. > > > > > > DRUM ROLL (PAUSE) Go all the way to the end!!!!! > > > > > > > > > And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, > > > > > > > > > > > > the headline declared > > > > > > > > > > > > ready? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ok, here it is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT KROGERS " > > OLD IS WHEN...a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the > garage door. > > Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 24, 2004 Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 Jen There is probably one in every town lol "A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake."-Confucius-Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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