Guest guest Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Just sent to me and I had to share it Di Canberra . Australia. > > Subject: FW: Arthritis > > > A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat > next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered > with red lipstick,and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of > his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. > > After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, > " Say, Father, what causes arthritis? " > > The priest replied, " My Son, it's caused by loose living, > being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for > your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath. " > > The drunk muttered in response, " Well, I'll be damned, " then returned > to his paper. > > The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man > and apologized. " I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so > strong. How long have you had arthritis? " > > The drunk answered, " I don't have it, Father. I was just > reading here that the Pope does. " > > > Quote
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