Guest guest Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 > > > INSTALLING LOVE > > > > > >Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? > > >Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to Install love. > > >Can you guide me though the process? > > >Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? > > >Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready? What do >I > > >do first? > > >Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located > > >your heart? > > >Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it > > >okay to install Love while they are running? > > >Tech Support: What programs are running? > > >Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Estee m, Grudge and > > >Resentment running right now. > > >Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your > > >current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it > > >will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override >Low > > >Self-Esteem with a module of its own! Called High Self-Esteem. However, > > >you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs > > >prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? > > >Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? > > >Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke > > >Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and > > >Resentment have been completely erased. > > >Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that > > >normal? > > >Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. >You > > >need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades. > > >Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, " Error - > > >Program not run on external components " What should I do? > > >Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to > > >run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In > > >non-technical terms, it simply means Love yourself as you Love others. > > >Customer: So, what should I do? > > >Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following > > >files: Forgive-Self, Realize Your Worth, and Acknowledge your > > >Limitations. > > >Customer: Okay, done. > > >Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart " directo ry. The system > > >will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty > > >programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all > > >directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely > > >gone! And never comes back. > > >Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is > > >playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves > > >all over My Heart. Is this normal? > > >Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually > > >everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and >running. > > > > > > One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it > > >and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share >it > > >with others and return some cool modu les back to you. > > > > _________________________________________________________________ --------------------------------- Cheap Talk? Check out Messenger's low PC-to-Phone call rates. Quote
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