a funny one

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The Ranch Hand

One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, " You have done

a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town

and kick up your heels. " The hired hand readily agreed and went into

town one Saturday night.

However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no

hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's

widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

" Unbutton my blouse and take it off, " she said. Trembling, he did as

she directed.

" Now take off my boots. " He did so, slowly.

" Now take off my socks. " He did.

" Now take off my skirt. " He did.

" Now take off my bra. " Again with trembling hands he did as he was

told.

" Now, " she said, " take off my panties. " He slowly pulled them down

and off.

Then she looked at him and said, " If you ever wear my clothes to

town again, I'll fire you on the spot. "