Fw: [NursesOnline] Some ER Nurse Humor

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Subject: [NursesOnline] Some ER Nurse HumorTo: NursesOnline Date: Saturday, January 2, 2010, 6:54 AM

Since I am still not fully recovered from my hospital stay, I had some time to browse a few places and found some nice tidbits of humor that some of you ER nurses (and nurses in general) will find amusing.

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How I take your temperature is directly related to how nice you are to me.

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I love trauma. Not that I want you to get hurt...I just want to be there when you do.

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I am an ER nurse, here to save your ass, not kiss it...

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Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any deviation is a problem

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My ER is a Level 1 Drama Center

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ER Physicians save lives but ER Nurses save ER Physicians

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If you have a cell phone, cigarettes, and a bag of chips in your purse, find another $3.00 and buy your kid some Tylenol!

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Trauma patients get naked

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ER Nurse: You come to my playground, you play by my rules.

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Trauma Junkie: Finding humor in other people's stupidity

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There's a few to start LOL. I will post some more as I find them.

Larry

BSN, RN

ER Nurse

RN's hubby

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Love this!

Beth

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From: laweisenbach <laweisenbach@ yahoo.com>Subject: [NursesOnline] Some ER Nurse HumorTo: NursesOnline@ yahoogroups. comDate: Saturday, January 2, 2010, 6:54 AM

Since I am still not fully recovered from my hospital stay, I had some time to browse a few places and found some nice tidbits of humor that some of you ER nurses (and nurses in general) will find amusing.************ **How I take your temperature is directly related to how nice you are to me.***********I love trauma. Not that I want you to get hurt...I just want to be there when you do.************ **I am an ER nurse, here to save your ass, not kiss it...************ *Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any deviation is a problem**********My ER is a Level 1 Drama Center************ER Physicians save lives but ER Nurses save ER Physicians************ **If you have a cell phone, cigarettes, and a bag of chips in your purse, find another $3.00 and buy your kid some Tylenol!************ *Trauma patients get

naked************ **ER Nurse: You come to my playground, you play by my rules.************Trauma Junkie: Finding humor in other people's stupidity************ **There's a few to start LOL. I will post some more as I find them.LarryBSN, RNER NurseRN's hubby