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> Holy Rollers

> >

> > One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven and meets the

> > Lord

> > Himself. The Lord says to the cat, " You lived a good life and if there

is

> > any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me

> > know. "

> >

> > The cat thinks for a moment and says, " Lord, all my life I have lived

> > with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. "

> >

> > The Lord stops the cat and says, " Say no more, " and a wonderful fluffy

> > pillow appears.

> >

> > A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go

to

> > Heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The

> > mice

> > answer, " All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from

> > cats,

> > dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think

> > we

> > could have roller skates so we don't have to run any more? "

> >

> > The Lord says, " Say no more, " and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair

> > of roller skates.

> >

> > About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him

> > snoozing

> > on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, " How are

> > things

> > since you have been here? "

> >

> > The cat stretches and yawns and replies, " It is wonderful here. Better

> > than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you have been

> > sending by are the best!!

> >

> >

>

>

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