Guest guest Report post Posted November 2, 2002 > Holy Rollers > > > > One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven and meets the > > Lord > > Himself. The Lord says to the cat, " You lived a good life and if there is > > any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me > > know. " > > > > The cat thinks for a moment and says, " Lord, all my life I have lived > > with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. " > > > > The Lord stops the cat and says, " Say no more, " and a wonderful fluffy > > pillow appears. > > > > A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to > > Heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The > > mice > > answer, " All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from > > cats, > > dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think > > we > > could have roller skates so we don't have to run any more? " > > > > The Lord says, " Say no more, " and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair > > of roller skates. > > > > About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him > > snoozing > > on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, " How are > > things > > since you have been here? " > > > > The cat stretches and yawns and replies, " It is wonderful here. Better > > than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you have been > > sending by are the best!! > > > > > > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
