Re: Fw: he he

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> EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR MONITOR AND REPEAT THESE WORDS WITH

> ME:

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> 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I

> DON'T forward an email!

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> 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.

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> 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, 's Secret doesn't

> know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

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> 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to

> more than 50 people!

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> 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from

> Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, OutBack SteakHouse or anyone else if

> I send an e-mail to 10 people.

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> 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail..NEVER-NEVER!!

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> 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not

> gullible enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an

> e-mail to 10 or more people!

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> 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England

> collecting anything! He did when he was 7 or 8 years old. He is now

> cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS or

> GET-WELL CARDS.

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> 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 601B (or

> whatever they named it this week) that if passed, will enable them to

> charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.

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> 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,

> characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward

> an-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

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> 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain

> individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I

> send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

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> 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by

> telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.

> And my friends already know that I love them - whether or not I respond to

> or forward an email. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it

> memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next

> full moon or you will surely be constipated or for the next three months

> and all of your hair will fall out.

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> Oh, and you will have really good luck if you send me $20

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