Groaner for 03 -Joke

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Hi Thought you would all get a kick out of this one.

Lots of love

Glenda

                                                          

                                                                          

  A man runs into the  vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. 

  The vet rushes him back  to an examination room and has him put his dog 

  down on the examination  table.  The vet examines the still, limp body  

  and after a few moments  tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is    

  dead. The man, clearly  agitated and not willing to accept this,        

  demands a second opinion.                                               

                                                                          

  The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the   

  cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from    

  head  to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at   

  the vet  and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, " I'm sorry, but  

  the cat  thinks that your dog is dead too. "                              

                                                                          

  The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.              

                                                                          

  The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from 

  head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at  

  the  man and says, " I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead      

  too. "                                                                    

                                                                          

  The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how 

  much he owes. The vet answers, " $650. "                                   

                                                                          

  " $650 to tell me my dog is dead? " exclaimed the man....                 

                                                                          

  " Well, " the vet replies, " I would only have charged you $50 for my      

  initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab     

  tests. "                                                                  

                                                                          

                                                                          

                                                          

                                                                          

  A man runs into the  vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. 

  The vet rushes him back  to an examination room and has him put his dog 

  down on the examination  table.  The vet examines the still, limp body  

  and after a few moments  tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is    

  dead. The man, clearly  agitated and not willing to accept this,        

  demands a second opinion.                                               

                                                                          

  The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the   

  cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from    

  head  to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at   

  the vet  and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but  

  the cat  thinks that your dog is dead too."                             

                                                                          

  The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.              

                                                                          

  The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from 

  head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at  

  the  man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead      

  too."                                                                   

                                                                          

  The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how 

  much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."                                  

                                                                          

  "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man....                 

                                                                          

  "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my      

  initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab     

  tests."