Fw: senior texing codes

[Guest guest]

Thought this just might apply to NS too.

I am both, old and NS.

Jackie

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,there

Appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code):

ATD: At The Doctor'sBFF: Best Friend FartedBTW: Bring The WheelchairBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethCBM: Covered By MedicareCUATSC: See You At The Senior CenterDWI: Driving While IncontinentFWB: Friend With Beta BlockersFWIW: Forgot Where I WasFYI: Found Your InsulinGGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!GHA: Got Heartburn AgainHGBM: Had Good Bowel MovementIMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?LMDO: Laughing My Dentures OutLOL: Living On LipitorLWO: Lawrence Welk's OnOMMR: On My Massage Recliner : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get UpSGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go PoopTTYL: Talk To You LouderWAITT: Who Am I Talking To?WTFA: Wet The Furniture AgainWTP: Where's The Prunes?WWNO: Wheels Need Oil