Re: Fw: It's Called........THERAPY

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OMG  these are funny, I like the last one the best, not sure I could do it, but it would be funny. Marla " Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours. " - Irish Proverb  

 



 

I do believe this might work.  lol

Jackie

 

Today I broke my Personal Record;;;;;;;; I am STILL ALIVE............

  

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 4. Sing Along At The Opera. 5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because You have a headache. 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called...THERAPYEnjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

 

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Jackie that was of the chain////Thanks

To: Sherri ; ; dawnmarie alt ; Abi Tobias ; Andy ; gailscrossroads ; svogler1@...; Jeannette Sosa ; Neurosarcoidosis Sent: Thu, June 2, 2011 4:06:10 AMSubject: Fw: It's Called........THERAPY



I do believe this might work. lol

Jackie

Today I broke my Personal Record;;;;;;;; I am STILL ALIVE............



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 4. Sing Along At The Opera. 5. Five Days In

Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because You have a headache. 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called...THERAPYEnjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

[Guest guest]

I always get water when I eat out; I'll try to remember to ask for diet water

next time.

Re: Fw: It's Called........THERAPY

OMG these are funny, I like the last one the best, not sure I could do it,

but it would be funny.

Marla

" Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk

less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours. " - Irish

Proverb* *

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> I do believe this might work. lol

> Jackie

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> Today I broke my Personal Record;;;;;;;;

> I am STILL ALIVE............

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> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

> 1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

> 2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

> 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

> 4. Sing Along At The Opera.

> 5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend

> Their Party Because You have a headache.

> 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,

> Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're

[Guest guest]

I've had to tell them to my friends and family, they were hilarious and I laugh every time

To: "mebramer@..." ; "Neurosarcoidosis " <Neurosarcoidosis >Sent: Thu, June 2, 2011 10:49:51 PMSubject: Re: Fw: It's Called........THERAPYI always get water when I eat out; I'll try to remember to ask for diet water next time. Re: Fw: It's

Called........THERAPYOMG these are funny, I like the last one the best, not sure I could do it,but it would be funny.Marla"Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talkless, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours." - IrishProverb* *>>> ?>> I do believe this might work. lol> Jackie>> Today I broke my Personal Record;;;;;;;;> I am STILL ALIVE............> ?>>>> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...>> To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity> 1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks,

Write ' For Marijuana.> 2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.> 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.> 4. Sing Along At The Opera.> 5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend> Their Party Because You have a headache.> 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,> Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're------------------------------------~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~The Neurosarcoidosis Community Message Archives:-http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/messagesMembers Database:-Listings of locations, phone numbers, and instant messengers.http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/database