Re: Saggy boobs

[Guest guest]

Hi Ford -

Sharon appointed us to our respective positions. Can't argue with that.

She's the expert.

You didn't see it listed as a job description when you graduated from high

school because it is a recently developed career opportunity.

I think that it is great to be one of the pioneers in the field.

Best-

Nick

Re: Saggy boobs

> >

> >

> >

> > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

> > about

> > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going

> > to

> > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

> > considers

> > > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> > >

> > > Thanks!

> > > Tracey in Santee (San Diego)

> >

> >

> > Hi Tracey

> >

> > I know I wont be dropping anywhere as I already wear a sports bra,

> > with no actual cup because there is no actual reason to have one!

> > But if you should loose some of your endowment- maybe Nick the boob

> > fairy, and Steve and Ford, his assistants might be able to help.

> >

> > Love you lots,

> > Sharon in Onyx

> > >

> > > Do they make training bras for adults???

> > > >

> > > > Sheri

> > > > 9/28/01

> > > > Dr Herron

> >

> > Yes Sheri - they are called sports bras now tho- because by this

> > time they dont need any training - but are of good sport

> > At least my dh thinks so...

> > sharon in onyx

> >

> >

> >

> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

[Guest guest]

I guess that would make You, Steve and Ford Trailblazers LOL

Lisbeth

Nick wrote: Hi Ford -

Sharon appointed us to our respective positions. Can't argue with that.

She's the expert.

You didn't see it listed as a job description when you graduated from high

school because it is a recently developed career opportunity.

I think that it is great to be one of the pioneers in the field.

Best-

Nick

Re: Saggy boobs

> >

> >

> >

> > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

> > about

> > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going

> > to

> > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

> > considers

> > > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> > >

> > > Thanks!

> > > Tracey in Santee (San Diego)

> >

> >

> > Hi Tracey

> >

> > I know I wont be dropping anywhere as I already wear a sports bra,

> > with no actual cup because there is no actual reason to have one!

> > But if you should loose some of your endowment- maybe Nick the boob

> > fairy, and Steve and Ford, his assistants might be able to help.

> >

> > Love you lots,

> > Sharon in Onyx

> > >

> > > Do they make training bras for adults???

> > > >

> > > > Sheri

> > > > 9/28/01

> > > > Dr Herron

> >

> > Yes Sheri - they are called sports bras now tho- because by this

> > time they dont need any training - but are of good sport

> > At least my dh thinks so...

> > sharon in onyx

> >

> >

> >

> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

[Guest guest]

Well, damn! Here's to being assistant Fairy!

Woohoo!

Ford

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

In a message dated 12/19/01 7:35:59 AM Eastern Standard Time,

fordivey@... writes:

<< I wonder how me and Steve got elected as ASSISTANT fairies? >>

Ford,

Sometimes assistants get to do more than the actual head fairy... you

know,

as in assistants do all the work. The head fairy just watches and has

no 'hands on' contact.

Sheri

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[Guest guest]

ROFL! Ok, I give up!!!

Laughing so hard right now,

dee

--- Nick wrote:

> Now, Dee, that's a bit mean. Ford is NO boob!

>

> Best -

>

> Nick

>

> Re: Re: Saggy boobs

> > >

> > >

> > > > --- P wrote:

> > > > Hi Tracey - I'm still a C cup, it's just the

> band

> > > size

> > > > that's shrunk. Of course, there's a little

> more

> > > droop

> > > > factor, but not much more than previously.

> > > > Unfortunately, I have no one to appreciate

> this

> > > right

> > > > now...

> > > > *************

> > > >

> > > > Uh, Ford...... where are you?

> > > >

> > > > LOL

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > =====

> > > > Dee

> > > > Denied; Working on Appeal

> > > > 311/Want to be 135

> > > >

> > > >

> __________________________________________________

> > > >

[Guest guest]

It's nice to be appreciated somewhere! ROFLMAO

> Hi Tracey - I'm still a C cup, it's just the band size

> that's shrunk. Of course, there's a little more droop

> factor, but not much more than previously.

> Unfortunately, I have no one to appreciate this right

> now...

> *************

>

> Uh, Ford...... where are you?

>

> LOL

>

>

> =====

> Dee

> Denied; Working on Appeal

> 311/Want to be 135

[Guest guest]

Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct procedure

for the apprentices.

Nick

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

> In a message dated 12/19/01 7:35:59 AM Eastern Standard Time,

> fordivey@... writes:

>

> << I wonder how me and Steve got elected as ASSISTANT fairies? >>

>

> Ford,

> Sometimes assistants get to do more than the actual head fairy... you

know,

> as in assistants do all the work. The head fairy just watches and

has

> no 'hands on' contact.

>

> Sheri

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

Tracey

I had the Ds in Feb, I was a conversion from a failed VBG. My sis

also had surgery the same time I had my VBG she had gastric bypass. We both

lost enormous amounts of weight equally but I kept my boobs. Her Dr

explained to her that the reason I didn't lose mine was because I was on

estrogen replacement and she wasn't. At the time of my DS in Feb 2001 I was

in a 44DD at 245 lbs, now I am in the 160's (after a recent 2 month long

plateau broke) HURRAY!! and I still wear a d cup. Sagging? OMG yes, I am

looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who

sells em!! LOL

Renae

>

>Reply-To: duodenalswitch

>To: duodenalswitch

>Subject: Re: Saggy boobs

>Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 00:46:39 -0000

>

>

> > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

>about

> > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going to

> > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

>considers

> > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> >

>Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?)

>but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below

>where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a 45D

>to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems a

>little, well, loose! LOL

>

>I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B), so I

>wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I

>hope to have next year!

>

>I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much

>about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or

>so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction, probably

>staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers..

>

>I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs -- hopefully

>another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!).

>

>All the best,

>

>lap ds with gallbladder removal

>January 25, 2001

>Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

>

>10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

>

>preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

>now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into

>

>

>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, sage@...

writes:

<< Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct

procedure

for the apprentices. >>

Nick,

Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training

for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of

apprentices.

Sheri

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Singing4us@... writes:

<< Sagging? OMG yes, I am

looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who

sells em!! LOL

Renae >>

Renae,

Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel

support beams.

Sheri

[Guest guest]

Hey -

Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann

[Guest guest]

Renae,

Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his

merry henchmen! laughing.

Hugs,

Theresa

> > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

> >about

> > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I

going to

> > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

> >considers

> > > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> > >

> >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?)

> >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below

> >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a

45D

> >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems

a

> >little, well, loose! LOL

> >

> >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B),

so I

> >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I

> >hope to have next year!

> >

> >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much

> >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or

> >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction,

probably

> >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers..

> >

> >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs --

hopefully

> >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!).

> >

> >All the best,

> >

> >lap ds with gallbladder removal

> >January 25, 2001

> >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

> >

> >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

> >

> >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

> >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into

> >

> >

> >-------------------------------------------------------------------

---

> >

[Guest guest]

Okay, Sheri, but there are a few requirements that he must meet. First, he

must have had the DS and that must have led to him having saggy boobs, too.

That is a critical requirement for boob fairies because we have to preserve

the " before " look so that the subjects of our magic will be able to see and

remember how they were before the wands are waved.

Of course, the other boob fairies have to concur with his admission into the

ranks. It looks like Steve may take a while with his mysterious assignment.

Best-

Nick

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

> In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time,

sage@...

> writes:

>

> << Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct

> procedure

> for the apprentices. >>

>

> Nick,

> Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training

> for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of

> apprentices.

>

> Sheri

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

I'll have Ford warm up the crane right away.

Best -

Nick

Re: Saggy boobs

> Renae,

>

> Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his

> merry henchmen! laughing.

>

> Hugs,

> Theresa

>

>

> > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

> > >about

> > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I

> going to

> > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

> > >considers

> > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> > > >

> > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?)

> > >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below

> > >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a

> 45D

> > >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems

> a

> > >little, well, loose! LOL

> > >

> > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B),

> so I

> > >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I

> > >hope to have next year!

> > >

> > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much

> > >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or

> > >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction,

> probably

> > >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers..

> > >

> > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs --

> hopefully

> > >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!).

> > >

> > >All the best,

> > >

> > >lap ds with gallbladder removal

> > >January 25, 2001

> > >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

> > >

> > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

> > >

> > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

> > >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into

> > >

> > >

> > >-------------------------------------------------------------------

> ---

> > >

[Guest guest]

<in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our

fairy discount.

But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up

for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I

have to.

Fordfairy

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Singing4us@... writes:

<< Sagging? OMG yes, I am

looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who

sells em!! LOL

Renae >>

Renae,

Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel

support beams.

Sheri

----------------------------------------------------------------------

[Guest guest]

Aw, hell, c'mon Nick...we can USE the extra hands.

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

Okay, Sheri, but there are a few requirements that he must meet. First, he

must have had the DS and that must have led to him having saggy boobs, too.

That is a critical requirement for boob fairies because we have to preserve

the " before " look so that the subjects of our magic will be able to see and

remember how they were before the wands are waved.

Of course, the other boob fairies have to concur with his admission into the

ranks. It looks like Steve may take a while with his mysterious assignment.

Best-

Nick

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

> In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time,

sage@...

> writes:

>

> << Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct

> procedure

> for the apprentices. >>

>

> Nick,

> Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training

> for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of

> apprentices.

>

> Sheri

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

We got cranes?

how about Herons...we got them, too?

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

I'll have Ford warm up the crane right away.

Best -

Nick

Re: Saggy boobs

> Renae,

>

> Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his

> merry henchmen! laughing.

>

> Hugs,

> Theresa

>

>

> > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned

> > >about

> > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I

> going to

> > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one

> > >considers

> > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me!

> > > >

> > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?)

> > >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below

> > >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a

> 45D

> > >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems

> a

> > >little, well, loose! LOL

> > >

> > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B),

> so I

> > >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I

> > >hope to have next year!

> > >

> > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much

> > >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or

> > >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction,

> probably

> > >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers..

> > >

> > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs --

> hopefully

> > >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!).

> > >

> > >All the best,

> > >

> > >lap ds with gallbladder removal

> > >January 25, 2001

> > >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

> > >

> > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

> > >

> > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

> > >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into

> > >

> > >

> > >-------------------------------------------------------------------

> ---

> > >

[Guest guest]

>

> But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up

> for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I

> have to.

>

> Fordfairy>>>>>

Hahaha I dont think I have laughed as hard as I have over this one email!!

Thanks for the belly laugh, Ford....you really crack me up!

Judie

[Guest guest]

ROTFLMAO You are to much Ford!

Lisbeth

Ford Ivey wrote: Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy

them and get our

fairy discount.

But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up

for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I

have to.

Fordfairy

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Singing4us@... writes:

<< Sagging? OMG yes, I am

looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who

sells em!! LOL

Renae >>

Renae,

Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel

support beams.

Sheri

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[Guest guest]

Thank you! Ann

[Guest guest]

Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Ford, who is always happy to pick up after such episodes....

Re: Re: Saggy boobs

Hey -

Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann

[Guest guest]

ROTFLMAO= Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Lisbeth

positivelyann@... wrote: Hey -

Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann

[Guest guest]

At 2:03 PM -0500 12/20/01, Ford Ivey wrote:

>Aw, hell, c'mon Nick...we can USE the extra hands.

But, damn! EVERYBODY will wanna join! --S

--

[Guest guest]

At 2:02 PM -0500 12/20/01, Ford Ivey wrote:

><in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our

>fairy discount.

>

>But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up

>for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I

>have to.

There are times--and they are rare indeed, but worth a try

nonetheless--when a Boob Apprentice can insert his nose between

sagging boobs and gently lift them back into place atop his [facial]

cheeks. Then, the Boob Fairy himself must wave his magic wand to fix

them in place. If not done precisely correctly, the poor Boob

Apprentice will be locked in position for some 3-5 hours. When

finally released, it may take days to wipe the smile from his face.

--Steve (fresh from the field)

--

[Guest guest]

At 1:13 PM -0800 12/20/01, L J wrote:

> ROTFLMAO= Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

>Lisbeth

Before the DS, it was ROTFLMFAO (...laughing my FAT ass off) --Steve

--

[Guest guest]

Steve,

Dammit! Whatever will I do without you? Sighs...you don't realize

how much you give to all of us! Please, I know you will be up to

your seemingly svelte derriere in alligators, but try to check in at

least weekly and give us an update, ok?

Missing you already and having a very weepy day,

Theresa

Surgery date: DS Nov. 19, 2001

Dr. Gregg Jossart

Highest weight: 293

Surgery weight: 251

Current weight: 218

Height: 5' 7.5 "

> ><in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and

get our

> >fairy discount.

> >

> >But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can

round up

> >for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to

them if I

> >have to.

>

> There are times--and they are rare indeed, but worth a try

> nonetheless--when a Boob Apprentice can insert his nose between

> sagging boobs and gently lift them back into place atop his

[facial]

> cheeks. Then, the Boob Fairy himself must wave his magic wand to

fix

> them in place. If not done precisely correctly, the poor Boob

> Apprentice will be locked in position for some 3-5 hours. When

> finally released, it may take days to wipe the smile from his face.

>

> --Steve (fresh from the field)

> --