Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Hi Ford - Sharon appointed us to our respective positions. Can't argue with that. She's the expert. You didn't see it listed as a job description when you graduated from high school because it is a recently developed career opportunity. I think that it is great to be one of the pioneers in the field. Best- Nick Re: Saggy boobs > > > > > > > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned > > about > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going > > to > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one > > considers > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > > > > > Thanks! > > > Tracey in Santee (San Diego) > > > > > > Hi Tracey > > > > I know I wont be dropping anywhere as I already wear a sports bra, > > with no actual cup because there is no actual reason to have one! > > But if you should loose some of your endowment- maybe Nick the boob > > fairy, and Steve and Ford, his assistants might be able to help. > > > > Love you lots, > > Sharon in Onyx > > > > > > Do they make training bras for adults??? > > > > > > > > Sheri > > > > 9/28/01 > > > > Dr Herron > > > > Yes Sheri - they are called sports bras now tho- because by this > > time they dont need any training - but are of good sport > > At least my dh thinks so... > > sharon in onyx > > > > > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 I guess that would make You, Steve and Ford Trailblazers LOL Lisbeth Nick wrote: Hi Ford - Sharon appointed us to our respective positions. Can't argue with that. She's the expert. You didn't see it listed as a job description when you graduated from high school because it is a recently developed career opportunity. I think that it is great to be one of the pioneers in the field. Best- Nick Re: Saggy boobs > > > > > > > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned > > about > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going > > to > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one > > considers > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > > > > > Thanks! > > > Tracey in Santee (San Diego) > > > > > > Hi Tracey > > > > I know I wont be dropping anywhere as I already wear a sports bra, > > with no actual cup because there is no actual reason to have one! > > But if you should loose some of your endowment- maybe Nick the boob > > fairy, and Steve and Ford, his assistants might be able to help. > > > > Love you lots, > > Sharon in Onyx > > > > > > Do they make training bras for adults??? > > > > > > > > Sheri > > > > 9/28/01 > > > > Dr Herron > > > > Yes Sheri - they are called sports bras now tho- because by this > > time they dont need any training - but are of good sport > > At least my dh thinks so... > > sharon in onyx > > > > > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Well, damn! Here's to being assistant Fairy! Woohoo! Ford Re: Re: Saggy boobs In a message dated 12/19/01 7:35:59 AM Eastern Standard Time, fordivey@... writes: << I wonder how me and Steve got elected as ASSISTANT fairies? >> Ford, Sometimes assistants get to do more than the actual head fairy... you know, as in assistants do all the work. The head fairy just watches and has no 'hands on' contact. Sheri ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 ROFL! Ok, I give up!!! Laughing so hard right now, dee --- Nick wrote: > Now, Dee, that's a bit mean. Ford is NO boob! > > Best - > > Nick > > Re: Re: Saggy boobs > > > > > > > > > > --- P wrote: > > > > Hi Tracey - I'm still a C cup, it's just the > band > > > size > > > > that's shrunk. Of course, there's a little > more > > > droop > > > > factor, but not much more than previously. > > > > Unfortunately, I have no one to appreciate > this > > > right > > > > now... > > > > ************* > > > > > > > > Uh, Ford...... where are you? > > > > > > > > LOL > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > > Dee > > > > Denied; Working on Appeal > > > > 311/Want to be 135 > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 It's nice to be appreciated somewhere! ROFLMAO > Hi Tracey - I'm still a C cup, it's just the band size > that's shrunk. Of course, there's a little more droop > factor, but not much more than previously. > Unfortunately, I have no one to appreciate this right > now... > ************* > > Uh, Ford...... where are you? > > LOL > > > ===== > Dee > Denied; Working on Appeal > 311/Want to be 135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct procedure for the apprentices. Nick Re: Re: Saggy boobs > In a message dated 12/19/01 7:35:59 AM Eastern Standard Time, > fordivey@... writes: > > << I wonder how me and Steve got elected as ASSISTANT fairies? >> > > Ford, > Sometimes assistants get to do more than the actual head fairy... you know, > as in assistants do all the work. The head fairy just watches and has > no 'hands on' contact. > > Sheri > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Tracey I had the Ds in Feb, I was a conversion from a failed VBG. My sis also had surgery the same time I had my VBG she had gastric bypass. We both lost enormous amounts of weight equally but I kept my boobs. Her Dr explained to her that the reason I didn't lose mine was because I was on estrogen replacement and she wasn't. At the time of my DS in Feb 2001 I was in a 44DD at 245 lbs, now I am in the 160's (after a recent 2 month long plateau broke) HURRAY!! and I still wear a d cup. Sagging? OMG yes, I am looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who sells em!! LOL Renae > >Reply-To: duodenalswitch >To: duodenalswitch >Subject: Re: Saggy boobs >Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 00:46:39 -0000 > > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned >about > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going to > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one >considers > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?) >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a 45D >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems a >little, well, loose! LOL > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B), so I >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I >hope to have next year! > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction, probably >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers.. > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs -- hopefully >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!). > >All the best, > >lap ds with gallbladder removal >January 25, 2001 >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, sage@... writes: << Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct procedure for the apprentices. >> Nick, Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of apprentices. Sheri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, Singing4us@... writes: << Sagging? OMG yes, I am looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who sells em!! LOL Renae >> Renae, Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel support beams. Sheri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Hey - Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Renae, Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his merry henchmen! laughing. Hugs, Theresa > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned > >about > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I going to > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one > >considers > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > > > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?) > >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below > >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a 45D > >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems a > >little, well, loose! LOL > > > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B), so I > >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I > >hope to have next year! > > > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much > >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or > >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction, probably > >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers.. > > > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs -- hopefully > >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!). > > > >All the best, > > > >lap ds with gallbladder removal > >January 25, 2001 > >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC > > > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu > > > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 > >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Okay, Sheri, but there are a few requirements that he must meet. First, he must have had the DS and that must have led to him having saggy boobs, too. That is a critical requirement for boob fairies because we have to preserve the " before " look so that the subjects of our magic will be able to see and remember how they were before the wands are waved. Of course, the other boob fairies have to concur with his admission into the ranks. It looks like Steve may take a while with his mysterious assignment. Best- Nick Re: Re: Saggy boobs > In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, sage@... > writes: > > << Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct > procedure > for the apprentices. >> > > Nick, > Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training > for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of > apprentices. > > Sheri > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 I'll have Ford warm up the crane right away. Best - Nick Re: Saggy boobs > Renae, > > Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his > merry henchmen! laughing. > > Hugs, > Theresa > > > > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned > > >about > > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I > going to > > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one > > >considers > > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > > > > > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?) > > >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below > > >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a > 45D > > >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems > a > > >little, well, loose! LOL > > > > > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B), > so I > > >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I > > >hope to have next year! > > > > > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much > > >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or > > >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction, > probably > > >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers.. > > > > > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs -- > hopefully > > >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!). > > > > > >All the best, > > > > > >lap ds with gallbladder removal > > >January 25, 2001 > > >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC > > > > > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu > > > > > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 > > >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into > > > > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > --- > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 <in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our fairy discount. But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I have to. Fordfairy Re: Re: Saggy boobs In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, Singing4us@... writes: << Sagging? OMG yes, I am looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who sells em!! LOL Renae >> Renae, Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel support beams. Sheri ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Aw, hell, c'mon Nick...we can USE the extra hands. Re: Re: Saggy boobs Okay, Sheri, but there are a few requirements that he must meet. First, he must have had the DS and that must have led to him having saggy boobs, too. That is a critical requirement for boob fairies because we have to preserve the " before " look so that the subjects of our magic will be able to see and remember how they were before the wands are waved. Of course, the other boob fairies have to concur with his admission into the ranks. It looks like Steve may take a while with his mysterious assignment. Best- Nick Re: Re: Saggy boobs > In a message dated 12/19/01 8:30:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, sage@... > writes: > > << Oooops . . . that's hardly fair. Someone has to model the correct > procedure > for the apprentices. >> > > Nick, > Since you are the head fairy, I guess you are in charge of the training > for the apprentices. Only thing, my husband wants to join the group of > apprentices. > > Sheri > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 We got cranes? how about Herons...we got them, too? Re: Re: Saggy boobs I'll have Ford warm up the crane right away. Best - Nick Re: Saggy boobs > Renae, > > Steel Beams...lmao...I think this is a job for the Boob Fairy and his > merry henchmen! laughing. > > Hugs, > Theresa > > > > > > Does EVERY woman experience this problem? I'm really concerned > > >about > > > > this since my hubby is a breast man. I wear a D cup. Am I > going to > > > > suddenly drop to an A cup 6 months from now? I hope no one > > >considers > > > > me shallow but this is really concerning me! > > > > > > >Tracey: Yes, mine are 'saggy' -- they aren't rocks in socks (yet?) > > >but my mom did explain it by saying they are 'several inches below > > >where they should be.' She took me bra shopping and I went from a > 45D > > >to a 40C. I think they have shrunk some more since that 40C seems > a > > >little, well, loose! LOL > > > > > >I remember being a B cup when I was younger (something like 35B), > so I > > >wouldn't mind being that after my wonderful breast lift/reduction I > > >hope to have next year! > > > > > >I don't think I'll ever be an A cup -- so I wouldn't worry too much > > >about that! You may only shrink in number size OR go down a cup or > > >so... I don't think I'd be a B unless I got a lift/reduction, > probably > > >staying in a C cup but perhaps in lower numbers.. > > > > > >I'm almost 11 months post-op and have lost about 109 lbs -- > hopefully > > >another 28 to go (please! I want a size 12 man!). > > > > > >All the best, > > > > > >lap ds with gallbladder removal > > >January 25, 2001 > > >Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC > > > > > >10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu > > > > > >preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 > > >now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into > > > > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > --- > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 > > But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up > for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I > have to. > > Fordfairy>>>>> Hahaha I dont think I have laughed as hard as I have over this one email!! Thanks for the belly laugh, Ford....you really crack me up! Judie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 ROTFLMAO You are to much Ford! Lisbeth Ford Ivey wrote: Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our fairy discount. But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I have to. Fordfairy Re: Re: Saggy boobs In a message dated 12/20/01 2:53:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, Singing4us@... writes: << Sagging? OMG yes, I am looking to trade in my underwire support for steel beams, anyone know who sells em!! LOL Renae >> Renae, Contact the boob fairies. They may be able to help with those steel support beams. Sheri ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Thank you! Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Ford, who is always happy to pick up after such episodes.... Re: Re: Saggy boobs Hey - Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 ROTFLMAO= Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Lisbeth positivelyann@... wrote: Hey - Education necessary - what is ROTFLMAO? Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 At 2:03 PM -0500 12/20/01, Ford Ivey wrote: >Aw, hell, c'mon Nick...we can USE the extra hands. But, damn! EVERYBODY will wanna join! --S -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 At 2:02 PM -0500 12/20/01, Ford Ivey wrote: ><in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our >fairy discount. > >But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up >for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I >have to. There are times--and they are rare indeed, but worth a try nonetheless--when a Boob Apprentice can insert his nose between sagging boobs and gently lift them back into place atop his [facial] cheeks. Then, the Boob Fairy himself must wave his magic wand to fix them in place. If not done precisely correctly, the poor Boob Apprentice will be locked in position for some 3-5 hours. When finally released, it may take days to wipe the smile from his face. --Steve (fresh from the field) -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 At 1:13 PM -0800 12/20/01, L J wrote: > ROTFLMAO= Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off >Lisbeth Before the DS, it was ROTFLMFAO (...laughing my FAT ass off) --Steve -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Steve, Dammit! Whatever will I do without you? Sighs...you don't realize how much you give to all of us! Please, I know you will be up to your seemingly svelte derriere in alligators, but try to check in at least weekly and give us an update, ok? Missing you already and having a very weepy day, Theresa Surgery date: DS Nov. 19, 2001 Dr. Gregg Jossart Highest weight: 293 Surgery weight: 251 Current weight: 218 Height: 5' 7.5 " > ><in a prim voice> Steal them? Why, NEVER! We always buy them and get our > >fairy discount. > > > >But support? Yeah! I'll bring BOTH hands, and whatever else I can round up > >for the job. I'll even bring Nick's hands. With Nick attached to them if I > >have to. > > There are times--and they are rare indeed, but worth a try > nonetheless--when a Boob Apprentice can insert his nose between > sagging boobs and gently lift them back into place atop his [facial] > cheeks. Then, the Boob Fairy himself must wave his magic wand to fix > them in place. If not done precisely correctly, the poor Boob > Apprentice will be locked in position for some 3-5 hours. When > finally released, it may take days to wipe the smile from his face. > > --Steve (fresh from the field) > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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