okay something to get your mind off pain...lol

January 2, 2002

Things To Think About . . . .

> > > Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

> > Does killing time damage eternity?

> > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

> > Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

> > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

> > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn > down the volume on the radio?

> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made > with real lemons?

> > Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

> > Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

> > Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

> > Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

> > Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

> > Do pilots take crash-courses?

> > Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

> > Do you think that when they asked Washington for ID that he just > whipped out a quarter?

> > Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

> > Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

> > How do you get off a non-stop flight?

> > How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

> > How many weeks are there in a light year?

> > If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

> > If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

> > If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

> > If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

> > If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl > Scout cookies made out of?

> > If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

> > If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they > do?

> > If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

> > If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

> > If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

> > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he > become disoriented?

> > Why do the signs that say Slow Children have a picture of a running child?

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