Guest guest Posted August 31, 2001 Report Share Posted August 31, 2001 Blonde cook............. MONDAY Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angle food cake. The recipe said, " Beat 12 eggs separately. " The neighbors loaned me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, " Serve without dressing, " so I didn't. What a surprise when Bob brought home a friend for dinner! WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. Recipe said, " Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. " It seemed silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice at all. THURSDAY Bob asked for fruit salad again. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, " Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. " When I came back, Everything was still the same. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chick! en. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I have no idea where he expects me to find clothes for a hen that little. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I could find was hamburger. Then I had a flash of genius! I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. I don't understand why it still came out hamburger. THINGS TO DO NEXT WEEK: Buy a large oven. I want to surprise Bob with " Chocolate Moose! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2001 Report Share Posted August 31, 2001 Blonde cook............. MONDAY Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angle food cake. The recipe said, " Beat 12 eggs separately. " The neighbors loaned me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, " Serve without dressing, " so I didn't. What a surprise when Bob brought home a friend for dinner! WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. Recipe said, " Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. " It seemed silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice at all. THURSDAY Bob asked for fruit salad again. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, " Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. " When I came back, Everything was still the same. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chick! en. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I have no idea where he expects me to find clothes for a hen that little. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I could find was hamburger. Then I had a flash of genius! I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. I don't understand why it still came out hamburger. THINGS TO DO NEXT WEEK: Buy a large oven. I want to surprise Bob with " Chocolate Moose! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 1, 2001 Report Share Posted September 1, 2001 Here is another one! Dumb blonde came to find her husband in bed with another woman. She grab a pistol and pointed it at her own head! Husband cries " don't do that " ...Blonde says " just you wait the next one is for you " Marilyn R/Savannah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 1, 2001 Report Share Posted September 1, 2001 Here is another one! Dumb blonde came to find her husband in bed with another woman. She grab a pistol and pointed it at her own head! Husband cries " don't do that " ...Blonde says " just you wait the next one is for you " Marilyn R/Savannah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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