Re: What to tell them post surgery... Almost a top ten list...

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Thanks! Those are some great comebacks. My husband would especially

appreciate #7 since that is a never-ending debate in our household

(sorry - TMI!). I'll have to print these out for when I go back to

work on Friday.

> I keep adding to my list so when I've got chipmunk cheeks this

summer

> I'll have those 'snappy answers' already written on my whiteboard.

> Here's the top 9 list as gathered from this and site 2 over the

past

> year...

>

> 1. I had a bizarre sex accident (adults only)

> 2. Too much fizz in my Coke can

> 3. I had a run in with a rabid moose

> 4. Elephant sat on my head

> 5. Beware the black jelly beans!!!

> 6. Got my head stuck in the drive through window trying to get

extra

> ketchup

> 7. It's what happens if you hold your personal gas for too long!!!

> 8. I just had jaw surgery, what's your excuse?

> 9. I had a run in with a pack of killer bees

>

> Dammit