You're not a kid anymore WHEN

[Guest guest]

According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN:

* You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into

the room.

* You enjoy watching the news.

* The phone rings and you hope its NOT for you.

* The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.

* People ask what color your hair USED to be.

* You're proud of your lawnmower.

* Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't

breaking any laws.

* You start singing along with the elevator music.

* You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

* Your car has four doors.

* You routinely check the oil in your car.

* You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style,

TWICE.

* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

* You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

* 8 AM is your idea of " sleeping in " .

* You don't remember when you got that mole...or the one next to it.

* You write thank you notes without being told.

* Neighbors borrow your tools.

* You answer a question with " Because I said so! "

* Others ask for your recipes.

* You start Christmas shopping in August.

* You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.

* You don't like to drive after dark.

* You say the words, " Turn that music down! "

* You wear black socks with sandals.

* You point out what buildings used to be where.

* You rake the yard without being told to.

* You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch

television.

* The service station attendant lets you pump your gas before

paying.

God grant me the Senility...

...to forget the people I never liked anyway,

...the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,

...and the eyesight to tell the difference.

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 05/07/2001 12:06:30 PM Central Daylight Time,

RCColloran@... writes:

<< You wear black socks with sandals. >>

You really had me worried there, thought I was getting old, now I can breathe

again, I'm only getting OLDER! Love,Judy

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 05/07/2001 12:06:30 PM Central Daylight Time,

RCColloran@... writes:

<< You wear black socks with sandals. >>

You really had me worried there, thought I was getting old, now I can breathe

again, I'm only getting OLDER! Love,Judy

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 05/07/2001 12:06:30 PM Central Daylight Time,

RCColloran@... writes:

<< You wear black socks with sandals. >>

You really had me worried there, thought I was getting old, now I can breathe

again, I'm only getting OLDER! Love,Judy