Guest guest Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Joe, think you might enjoy this one! I sure did :-) Marilyn > >THE HUSBAND STORE > > > >A store that sells husbands has just opened in Sydney where a woman > >may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store > >comprises of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as > >the shopper ascends the flights. > > > >There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you > >may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot > >go back down except to exit the building. > > > >So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. > > > >On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - > >These men have jobs. > > > >The woman reads the sign and says to herself, " Well, that's better than > >my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up? " So up she goes. > > > >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. > > > >The woman remarks to herself, " That's great, but I wonder what's further > >up? " > >And up she goes again. > > > >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and > >are extremely good looking. > > > >Hmmm, better " she says. " But I wonder what's upstairs? " > > > >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are > >extremely good looking and help with the housework. > > > >Wow! " exclaims the woman, " very tempting. BUT, there must be even > >better further up! " And again she heads up another flight. > > > >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - > >These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the > >housework and have a strong romantic streak. > > > >Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on? " > >So up to the sixth floor she goes. > > > >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to > >this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as > >proof > >that women are impossible to please. > > > >Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart, Have a Nice Day!!! > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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