Re: Re: WHAT ABOUT SEX

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Thanks for sharing that. Real couth and we needed that!!

Schreibman desertman@...> wrote:what a hoot

with great advice,

ok heres my story

I just met a foxy new womAN

we just had our second date

a nice girl she is

things are going nice and slow but nice.

sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are.

well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip

i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away

sex has never been a problem with my OA

ahh the power of pleasure and romance.

well when should i tell her

now, before, after,

the morning of surgury??

thanks

the metal monkey

tobhrornottobhr wrote:

> Now this is good!

>

>

> > > dear group...you convinced me and i am off to belgium post

> > > haste...NOW..let's hear the real scoop...

> > >

> > > WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO MY LOVER'S EYES WHILE DOING THE

> > > DEED, AGAIN??

> > > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR LONG DRAWN OUR EXPLANATIONS ABOUT HOW THERE

> ARE

> > > SO MANY ALTERNATIVE FUN POSITIONS...I WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO TWO

>

> > > QUESTIONS..IF I'M ON TOP AM I GONNA SPREAD MY HIPS SO FAR APART

> THAT

> > > I WILL RIP MY HIPS TO SHREADS....AND IF I AM ON THE BOTTOM...AM I

> > > GONNA WISH I STILL HAD MY SEMI-DEFLATED WATER BED UNDER ME BEARING

>

> > > HALF THE BRUNT?? WILL I STILL BE ABLE TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND MY

> > > LOVER'S WAIST AFTER YEARS OF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE BUDWEISER

> BUNNY???

> > >

> > > I DON'T KICKBOX, BUNGEE JUMP, MOUNTAIN CLIMB, OR RUN THE NY

> > > MARATHON..BUT, FOR 13K I WOULD STILL LIKE TO MAKE LOVE...SO, LET'S

>

> > > HEAR IT. WILL I HAVE TO INVEST IN A MIRROR COMPANY TO EVER LOOK

> > INTO

> > > MY LOVER'S EYES AGAIN?

> > >

> > > THANKS,

> > > M

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