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Subject: Investment AdviceIf you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year agoyou would have $49.00 left. With AIG, you would have had $16.50 left ofthe original $1,000.00. With Wachovia Bank, you would have had less than$5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recyclingREFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to

drinkheavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg. A recent study found theaverage American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study foundAmericans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. Thatmeans, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. MakesYou Proud To Be An American! Jeanne