Guest guest Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 The Top 10 Signs that you’ve been In the Sun Too Long 10) Passersby throw raw meat on your stomach in hopes of cooking it. 9) Cancer researchers are calling you hourly to be their test case. 8) You now live in a Sand Castle Apartment Village. 7) Aloe Vera just bubbles on the surface when you apply it. 6) The people who do the Coppertone Ads reject you b/c you're over qualified. 5) You have to clean your melted sunglasses off of your face. 4) Your little toe has turned to ash 3) People light their cigarettes off of your skin. 2) Black people stop you on the street to say " Whats up my brother? " ...you're white. 1) You've permanently blinded 15 people just with your tan line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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