OT - Reminds me of trying for Disability

[Guest guest]

This joke I got today reminded me of all those have gone through that have

applied for disability, so I wanted to share.

IRS...

Dennis was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his

accountant for advice on what to wear. " Wear your worst clothing and

an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper, " the Accountant

replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite

advice: " Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an expensive

tie. "

Confused, the man went to his Rabbi who would surely know the correct

answer. He told him of the conflicting advice he had received, and

asked what he should do.

" Let me tell you a story, " replied the Rabbi. " A woman, about to be

married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her

mother advised; wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to

your neck and wool socks. "

But when the woman asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice:

" Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel. "

The man did not understand: " But Rabbi, what does all this have to do

with my problem with the IRS? "

" It doesn't matter what you wear, " replied the Rabbi, " you're going to

get screwed. "