Guest guest Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 Hee-hee, hope I wont get into too much trouble for this one! ;-) 1. " I can't find it. " MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. " That's women's work. " MEANS: It's difficult, dirty and thankless. 3. " Will you marry me? " MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer and there's no peanut butter left. 4. " It's a guy thing. " MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it and you have no chance at all of making it logical. 5. " Can I help with dinner? " MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table? 6. " It would take too long to explain. " MEANS: I have no idea how it works. 7. " I'm getting more exercise lately. " MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead. 8. " We're going to be late. " MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. 9. " Take a break, honey, you're working too hard. " MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. 10. " That's interesting dear. " MEANS: Are you still talking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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