OT: Monday funny

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Subject: Monday Funny - this from Tech Support!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

slow

down in the performance of flower and jewellery applications that had

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such

as

Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA

3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no

avail. What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while

Husband

1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears

6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0

and

Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence

2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad

program

that will create Loud noises (WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying

additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot

Food

3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

Good Luck,

Tech Support