Fw: Fw: what religion is your bra?

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Just a chuckle for today

FW: Fw: what religion is your bra?

>>

>> > What Religion is Your Bra?

>> >

>> > A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

>> > and shyly walked

>> > up to

>> > the woman behind the counter and said, " I'd like to

>> > buy a bra for

>> > my

>> > wife. "

>> >

>> > What type of bra? " asked the clerk.

>> >

>> > Type? " inquires the man, " There's more than one type? "

>> >

>> >

>> > " Look around, " said the saleslady, as she showed a sea

>> > of bras in

>> > every

>> > shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

>> >

>> > " Actually, even with all of this variety, there are

>> > really only four

>> > types

>> > of bras to choose from. "

>> >

>> > Relieved, the man asked about the types.

>> >

>> > The saleslady replied " There are the Catholic, the

>> > Salvation Army,

>> > the

>> > Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would

>> > you prefer?

>> >

>> > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the

>> > differences between

>> > them.

>> >

>> > T! he Saleslady responded, " It is all really quite

>> > simple...

>> > The Catholic type supports the masses.

>> >

>> > The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

>> >

>> >

>> > The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

>> > and

>> >

>> >

>> > The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "

>> >

>> >

>> > Bra Sizes

>> >

>> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,

>> > and H are the

>> > letters

>> > used to define bra sizes?

>> >

>> > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what

>> > the letters

>> > stood

>> > for, it is about time you became informed!

>> > (A} Almost Boobs...

>> > {B} Barely there.

>> > {C} Can't Complain!

>> > {D} Dang!

>> > {DD} Double dang!

>> > {E} Enormous!

>> > {F} Fake.

>> > {G} Get a Reduction.

>> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

>> >

>> > Send this to all that will appreciate it!

>> >

>>

>

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