OT -Who are you??? What is you new name - FUNNY

[Guest guest]

Mine is Poopsie Rhinotush

This is fun -- let me know your new name!!

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it

onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot

more stressful days than not- Here is your dose of humour...Follow

the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,

put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-

workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to

you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult-my son-in-

law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky

Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,

" Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants "

by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new

names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gadget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half

of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And

remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults

laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.