Guest guest Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 LOL FUNNY Cheryl in CA From: ~karol Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 7:26 AM To: LUPIES Subject: Smartest Woman (joke) An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I am Kobe , the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die. " So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, America's people don't want me to die. " She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Kerry, said, " I was a hero in Vietnam " . I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, President W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, " I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. " The girl said, " That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag. " " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies " The LUPIES Web Page " http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html " The LUPIES online photo albums! " Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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