Mothers - Off Topic

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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after

you've had a baby...Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,

normal is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ... Somebody

never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring ... Somebody never rode in a

car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a " good " mother, your child will " turn out

good " ...Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said " good " mothers never raise their voices...Somebody

never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf

ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother...Somebody

never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you couldn't love the fifth child, as much as you love

the first... Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing

questions in the books...Somebody never had a child stuff beans up

his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and

delivery...Somebody never watched her " baby " get on the bus for the

first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military " boot

camp. "

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one

hand tied behind her back...Somebody never organized seven giggling

Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets

married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or

daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves

home...Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to

tell her... Somebody isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the " mothers " in your life!