Marriage

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Subject:

Marriage

You have two

choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get

married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, " Aren't you wearing your

wedding ring on the wrong finger? " Yes, I am. I married the wrong

man. "

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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: " Husband Wanted " . Next

day she

received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: " You can have

mine. "

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let

her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get

Married? " father replied, " I don't know son, I'm still paying. "

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Young son: " Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't

know

his wife until he marries her? " Dad: " That happens in every country,

son. "

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Then there was a woman who said, " I never knew what real happiness was

until I got married, and by then, it was too late. "

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word

you say, talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking

they had no faults at all.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with

the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

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Husband: " Want a quickie? " Wife: " As opposed to what? "

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First guy: " My wife's an angel! " Second guy: " You're lucky,

mine's still

alive. "

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a

bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the

opposite sex.

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Addition:

There

actually 3 rings to marriage:

1.

Engagement Ring

2.

Wedding Ring

3.

Suffering

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