Guest guest Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 LOL!!! Hilarious! OT: military advice Useful Military Warnings " Aim towards the Enemy. " - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher " When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. " - U.S. Army " Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. " - U. S. A. F. Ammo Troop " If the enemy is in range, so are you. " - Infantry Journal " A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. " - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. " It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. " - U.S. Air Force Manual " Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. " - Infantry Journal " Tracers work both ways. " - U.S. Army Ordnance Five-second fuses only last three seconds. " - Infantry Journal " Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. " - Col. Hackworth " If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush. " - Infantry Journal " No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection. " - Joe Gay " Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once. " - Anon " Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. " - Unknown Army Recruit " Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. " - Your Buddies (And lastly) " If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him. " -- U.S.A. Ammo Troop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 LOL!!! Hilarious! OT: military advice Useful Military Warnings " Aim towards the Enemy. " - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher " When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. " - U.S. Army " Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. " - U. S. A. F. Ammo Troop " If the enemy is in range, so are you. " - Infantry Journal " A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. " - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. " It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. " - U.S. Air Force Manual " Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. " - Infantry Journal " Tracers work both ways. " - U.S. Army Ordnance Five-second fuses only last three seconds. " - Infantry Journal " Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. " - Col. Hackworth " If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush. " - Infantry Journal " No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection. " - Joe Gay " Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once. " - Anon " Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. " - Unknown Army Recruit " Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. " - Your Buddies (And lastly) " If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him. " -- U.S.A. Ammo Troop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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