Descriptions for unprofessional professionals. -TJ/Debbi/RNs

[Guest guest]

I was working on my instructions for Mark's leg problem and

the " string theory " and thought of a couple of descriptions for all

of the insensitive, idiotic, less than professional, " professionals "

we all have to deal with from time to time, especially those who

like to confuse the issue by putting everything in medical language

that the lay person can't even begin to comprehend.

When I was taking first term Anatomy and Physiology in massage

school, I told the instructor " This would all be a whole lot easier

to learn and understand if it weren't in some language that's been

dead for 2000 years. "

So, a couple of possibilities using " their " language. We can simply

say that they have a really bad case of Cranial Foramen Magnus.

For those on the list not versed in Latin:

Cranial = Head, Foramen = Hole, and Magnus = Big.

You can put it together yourself.

Or, for the really obnoxious ones, they suffer from RCFM -

Rectalcranial Fecalmyopia.

They can't see for shit because they have their head up their ass.