famous moms

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warning - don't eat or drink while reading these....some chuckles ahead!

FAMOUS MOMS

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:

" This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on

braces? "

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S MOTHER:

" I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written! "

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:

" Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how

hard it is to get this junk off the ceiling? "

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:

All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket,

take your hand out of there and show me! "

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:

" Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other

kids? "

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:

" Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can

kiss your allowance goodbye! "

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:

" Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now

turn it off and go to sleep! "

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:

" I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is

long past your curfew! "

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:

" But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something

about your hair? "

MOSES'S MOTHER:

" That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the

last forty years! "

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:

" Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to

sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? "

BATMAN'S MOTHER:

" It's a very nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the

insurance is going to cost? "

GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:

" I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you

know anything about this, Goldie? "

LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:

" All I've got to say is, if you don't get off your tuffet and start

cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here! "

CUSTER'S MOTHER:

" Now, , remember what I told you... don't go biting off more

than you can chew! "

JONAH'S MOTHER:

" That's a nice story, Jonah. Now tell me where you've really been for

the last three days. "

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:

" , your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you

can have your own telephone booth. "