Guest guest Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 There was an older woman wondering around the supermarket calling out, " Crisco, Crissssco! " Soon, a store clerk approached her, saying, " Madam, the Crisco is on Aisle D. " The woman replied, " Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. " " Your husband's name is Crisco? " asked the clerk. " Oh, no, no! I only call him that when we're in public, " she said. Curious, the clerk asked, " Well, what do you call him when you're at home? " " Lard ass, " she replied. Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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