adult joke

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One time there was a Frenchman that came to the U.S. and got a job on a ranch. He

was green and unschooled in the ways of a ranch, but he was willing to learn.

One day he and the other ranch hands were out castrating calves. As he was

helping the guy who was actually doing the castrating, he noticed that every

time he'd cut off the bulls' tentacles, he'd pitch them over into a bucket.

After a while, this got his curiosity, and he asked the guy why he was saving

all of the tentacles. The guy replied " Those are calf-fries and we eat those. " The Frenchman looked at him with disbelief, and thought he

just made that up. The guy said, " No, really. We eat those. You'll see. " So, sure enough; at supper that night, they had the calf

fries.

The next day, they were castrating sheep. Same story. Guy was pitching the tentacles

over in a bucket. When the Frenchman saw this, he inquired again as to why the

guy was saving them. And, again, the guy replied, " Those are lamb-fries

and we eat 'em. " Sure enough, at

supper that night, they all ate lamb-fries.

Third day rolls around. The guys go out, do their chores. It comes time for

supper, and the Frenchman is nowhere to be found. Everyone starts looking for

him. Finally, one guy goes into the kitchen and asks the cook: " Say, have you seen

that little Frenchman running around here? " The cook replies " Well, yeah. I saw him just a little while ago.

He sure was acting peculiar. "

The guy looking for the Frenchman says " How so? " The cook says " Well, he came in here and asked me what we were

having for supper; and I told him hamburgers and french fries, and he took off

running like a scalded cat! "

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